Merkin

Merkin means killin'

I'm merkin it at work

by Bbgroover April 21, 2022

Merking

The act of noncing through a digital platform, such as ps4 party chat.

A 'merk' will typically wear rings, date minors and laugh at his own jokes.

Hayden: Hey Merking, I saw your DMs with my sister
Merking: *cries* Please don't bash me Hayden!

by Merking Minge June 12, 2022

Merkip

A gay, male, submissive, femboy

Man 1: Yo did u hear about merkip, hes so gay
Man 2: ye

by aaaergh February 6, 2023

merkin

A great thing.

"Their album is so merkin.

by xXXxPENDULUM420xXXx August 12, 2024

Merking off

Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.

Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him

by relerquney February 16, 2024

Merksi

Something expensive but still affordable enough for it to be worth it for regular folk.

That steak at the diner was Merksi.

by BigRoundTeeth March 28, 2024

Merkiling

The act of shoving shoving a fish up your Anus/vagina and excreting it back out on a grill for your loved one

My girlfriend made me fish after she was merkiling

by anonymous April 19, 2024