1. A shit so painful, so large, so juicy, so fresh, so incredibly toxic and smelly that it feels like your asshole is being ripped in half.
2. A shit that has the smell of death. It can easily floor an Elephant, melt the paint off of cars outside, petrude out of walls of your house and woft down the city block, shut down your electricity for hours, short-circuit a refrigerator, kill roaches, and make the toilet itself beg for mercy.
3. A shit so large you need scissors to cut it off from the rest of your asshole so you can let it rest in the toilet.
2. A shit that has the smell of death. It can easily floor an Elephant, melt the paint off of cars outside, petrude out of walls of your house and woft down the city block, shut down your electricity for hours, short-circuit a refrigerator, kill roaches, and make the toilet itself beg for mercy.
3. A shit so large you need scissors to cut it off from the rest of your asshole so you can let it rest in the toilet.
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Get the MegMoyles mug.Painful inflammation of the sexual organs due to infection introduced by the bite of a common tick. Symptoms include yellowish-green curd-like discharge from the sweat glands of the genital region, crippling pain, and general embarassment due to the infected patient's tendency to walk bow-legged during the entire six weeks the bacteria is present in the victim's system. Caucasian males in uniform are particularly susceptible to the disease.
The treatment cycle involves thrice-daily injections of hooch (i.e., fermented juice from sourdough bread starter). Treatment cycle is reduced by immediate dose of 1 tsp of black pepper, followed by 1 tsp of cayenne pepper within 12 hours of initial tick bite.
This feels like someone smashed your balls up against a rock with a rusty sledgehammer, so don't get bit.
The treatment cycle involves thrice-daily injections of hooch (i.e., fermented juice from sourdough bread starter). Treatment cycle is reduced by immediate dose of 1 tsp of black pepper, followed by 1 tsp of cayenne pepper within 12 hours of initial tick bite.
This feels like someone smashed your balls up against a rock with a rusty sledgehammer, so don't get bit.
I went for a walk with my dog and got genital meglomalisima. I hope I do not ruin too many pairs of jeans during my treatment.
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2.) A fat disgusting slag that frequents the loose asshole
3.) A black hole that sucks in equally disgusting people
4.) A dumbfuck that fails remedial math 5 times
2.) A fat disgusting slag that frequents the loose asshole
3.) A black hole that sucks in equally disgusting people
4.) A dumbfuck that fails remedial math 5 times
Meggo the Hutt is the dumbest fattest slaggiest person I've ever met, I hope she gets AIDs and dies.
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