Meg

Meg is the most petite pocket rocket you could ever meet. Meg is slightly unhinged, sometimes neurotic and can be known to home a strangely active amygdala. Meg is a pioneer of tenacity and chatter for many units on the planet; mainly those residing on the slowly sinking East Coast of Australia. If you come across a Meg, you will be instantly taken by her vivacity, beauty, intellect and a no fucks given attitude. Meg can go out of her window of tolerance and become a coey pest, however if she gains your trust, she's as loyal as yer Mum. Meg is an absolute champion in the sport of face yoga, and is as bendy as hell. If you dare to interlope with this firecracker, be prepared to be spiralled into an abyss of cognitive dissonance between ungodly pleasure and relentless needs for validation. Meg is a frisky Blondie lookalike teetotaller who will never stop entertaining her loved ones with her bogan charm and minxy sexiness. Those who depart from Meg, will not like to admit that they miss her dizzying personality, but rest assured, they secretly do.

Human 1 "Hey, I saw that cool Meg chick the other day, she found an actual chicken!"

Human 2 "Yeah man, I saw her go off at the MoshPit and then she talked my ear off and showed me some cool face yoga!"

by ThewordsmithofDully August 21, 2022

Meg

Meg is an interesting human being. She can be so incredibly cool that you automatically want to be friends with her, though she can be distant and not exactly know what her intentions are. She is admired by many but lacks interest in people that aren’t interesting as well. She is the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen but isn’t exactly someone that is easy to read which makes her special.

Meg is unintentionally unique.

by jumbonotepad_ August 24, 2022

Meg

A smelly person

I don’t like meg, she stinks

by Boobie boy 101 August 30, 2022

meg

short for mega

that joke was meg lame.

by natcoolgirlenergy November 20, 2022

Meg

To steal any shid you want as a code word

Person 1: “ ayo wanna meg that person’s wheelchair?” Person 2: “hell yeah”

by Balls284728298373828/ February 2, 2023

Meg

n. A euphemism for "shit." Often used in a humorous or ironic way.

Synonyms:
Shit, crap, crapola, doo-doo, guano, manure, turd, waste

Antonyms:
Success, achievement, accomplishment, triumph

Usage:
The term "Meg" can be used in any situation where the speaker would normally use the word "shit." It can be used in a sentence by itself, or it can be used as an adjective or adverb.

"I'm about to Meg my pants."
"Blake is gonna get so Meg faced tonight"
"I hope she doesn't get Meggy with this"

by Anonymous_298365 June 27, 2023

Meg

Short for megalomaniac, someone with a huge ego and extremely arrogant, frequently out of touch with reality. James Bond's enemies are an excellent example.

That guy is really a meg because he thinks he's such a big shot but he's the only one who believes it.

by Cumbre Vieja October 1, 2023