Go medieval

beat/beating the living hell out of somebody, either physically, or mentally

also known as "kick the shit out of"

Look at me like that again and I'll go medieval all over your ass.

by Bulldog6 March 1, 2009

medieval fireplace

A unwashed Goths vagina full of piercings.

1, "man i sure would like to add some coal to that medieval fireplace"

2, "if she gets any more piercings her face will look and smell like a medieval fireplace"

3, you're such a fucking medieval fireplace

by magicrob69 September 13, 2010

oral medlen

A sexual act involving a large amount of bodily waste that is placed upon the female partner in some fashion. Common variations encourage this move to take place in a site of religious worship.

"Damn, I've seen terrible things, but never an Oral Medlen before."

by santaanna June 16, 2008

medieval battering ram

When a woman faces a wall, puts her hands on the wall, bends over, and clenches her ass as tight as she can. Her partner then runs full speed at her from across the room to see if he can get his dick in the intended hole. He repeats until he breaches her defenses.

This can be very painful for the male if he misses.
This can also be very painful for the girl if he breaches the wrong hole.

Your little sister must work out cause her ass is tighter than a shampoo bottle. I had to medieval battering ram her 3 times before I even got it in!

Doctor, I think I broke my cock in half. It happened last night when I medieval battering rammed my best friend's mom. I told her I wanted to make love, but that bitch likes it rough every time.

by Trabe An January 27, 2007

medellin cartel

the medellin cartel was a cartel fromed by pablo escobar in colombia around the 1970s it is very famous in many movies and in the one game gta 3. in theyr later years they controlled over 80% of all worldwide drug trade and pablo escobar was classified as one of the worlds richest man. he even declared war on colombias judicial system leaving many dead. he died when he compromised to pay colombias external debt to the united states and they sent the dea to find and kill him.

gta 3, scarface, and a whole lote of other movies and games i cant remember (medellin cartel)

by gunzt3r lopez December 15, 2007

mederhead

Man who has a large penis head proportunatly to the rest of the penis.

Damn mike had a mederhead

by Rommel May 21, 2004

Medievalistic

Anything of or pertaining to medieval style arts; anything referring to the medieval epoch of human history.

"Would you be interested in reading this medievalistic novel?"
"We saw a medievalistic movie the other night."

by Gustav Adolphus III December 9, 2008