McDonalds 

A really shit fast food resturant that forgets your chips when you drive through...

*McDonalds server hands over bag of food*
McDonalds server - enjoy your meal!

customer - thanks

*drives home*

customer - hey, WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHIPS??
(based on a true story)

McDonalds by ashimattack February 9, 2008

McDonalds 

1. A place where you get cheap assed food.

2. Main source of food for people on welfare

Hey you get what you pay for!

And I wish it was wednesday so i can get a Hamburger for 25 cents at Mcdonalds- Tai Mai Shu

McDonalds by Chink assed Nigger July 15, 2003

McDonalds 

Slurry Burger

What the fuck is this shit -

McDonalds by Steve July 18, 2003

McDonalds 

the secret invasion of the USA all over the world....one day our food will make them into Americans Everywhere MWAHAHAHAHA! or we could just have them all self destruct no one in the countries would be left and we'll be the rulers of the world!

The Mcdonlads arches are more worldly recognized than Jesus Christ

McDonalds by coca October 20, 2003

McDonalds 

Looking for food poisoning? Not Sick of places like Pizza Hut delivering the bug? The Visit.... McDonalds, guarenteed Illness with every order.

Now with Death For All The Family: not-so-happy Meals.

I.P. Freely
1974-2003
This is what
happens when
you eat at
McDonalds!

McDonalds by Tom Brownlee July 30, 2003

McDonalds 

a place where fat people spawn and graze in the vast fields of fries and lawsuits

McDonalds breeds and kills fat cows to make their burger, then feeds more fat cows with the burgers in order to have more fat cows for killing

McDonalds by giant chicken man May 17, 2006

McDonalds 

Bad food.

McDonalds is terrible.

McDonalds by Keegster April 24, 2003