Cammy Vally's Maw

a very massive woman, a truly pantrid woman, you would be unlucky to ever encounter this woman

Cammy Vally's Maw was in asda the other day, almost shat myself, she was in the cheese isle scranning all the parmesan

by Kachako July 12, 2022

MAW

Might as well

MAW bike lets forget it dude!
yea dude maw lets go it will be fun
dude maw cause a scene

by Junien January 5, 2017

tritch's maw

lady of negotiable affection, often sales wares whilst under the influence of crack

"tritch's maw all night long, tritch's maw all night long!"

by damotron March 30, 2003

tritch's maw

(N{proper}) (1) Refferent of the maternal personage of one 'tritch'. (2) Known local prostitute who is also the maternal personage of one 'tritch'. (3) Someone from whom sexual favours may be elicited in exchange for crack cocaine (see. 'tritch').

(1) OMFGBTW! It's tritch's maw.
(2) tritch's maw all nmight long.
(3) tritch, does your maw want some crack?

by Lord Cranberry May 21, 2004

Jay’s maw

A female that sleeps with all of her son’s friends

I’m going round to see jay’s maw later

by LQ2609 December 31, 2020

Graham's maw's pollen

Pure bangimg ganja of mythical proportions that has never been smoked due to how much of a pot head bastard graham is cuz the cunt puffed it all

Have you had Graham's maw's pollen

by Fuck kettle May 17, 2019

The Maw

A fat bird with a nice face, observed in waterfront swimming pool, who we thought had kids.

Todd: Shit man here comes the maw, shes so fat, nice face though.
Paterson: Yeh man, dunno whether or not shed get pumped...

by The Payter September 27, 2006