Matt and claire

the hottest couple fucking ever. if u see a matt and claire u know they have the best relationship ever and should b jealous. they are the hottest most beautiful and smart people ever and u should b scared. matt will always protect and care for his claire so dont even try to speak to her.

Jessica: Oh my god! Is that Matt and Claire there???
Markus: Oh fuck it is them. They look so hot i wish i had what they have.
Lucas: Look theyre making out again! Theyre so obsessed with eachother its amazing!

by claireismine! February 19, 2022

matts fish camp

A “fishy” smelling place. You can usually see a wild People enjoying the silly fun Matt’s fish camp.

I like to eat surf at matts fish camp

by Fellowhuman22 July 11, 2018

Matt-the-cyber-cheat-northey

A narcissistic man child that will bullshit his way through a 5 year relationship by cyber cheating

We all know who messaged the neighbour on a swinging site matt-the-cyber-cheat-northey

by Tricklyfe February 4, 2022

Matt Rose's cooking videos

An eldritch being which descended from the lowest depths of hell. If you should pray that it is in a good mood, well, I regret to inform you, that it is not your savior. It will twist and bend every twistable and bendable crevice of your mind with its' eight limbs, and every time you look away and breathe, just feel that the world is okay for a single moment, there comes another fucking limb. You can't peel your eyes off of it. It's horrible, you'd rather suffer infinitely in the fires of hell than watch it, but it lures you with its' cunning sorcery and tortures you till you just can't handle it anymore. You want to give into the darkness, but just as you are about to jump into the deep pits of despair, it catches you and though it cannot smile, you feel as though it is, it is smiling. A cold, harsh, cruel smile, just like this wretched world we live in. Ain't it a goofy lil' lad?

Johnny boy- Hey, have you watched Matt Rose's cooking videos?
Seever-...DONTYOUFUCKINDAREJOHNNY.DONT. YOU. FUCKIN. DARE.

by Where'd mah dad go? October 9, 2023

matt with the cup

absolute perfection

“bro have you seen that one video of matt with the cup”

“yeah i couldnt stop
watching it”

by myaliasis December 5, 2022

Marty's Man Catcher

A device used to catch men by the dick, usually chopping it off. Sold at the pawn shop seen in the Jackbox Party Pack game, Junktopia.

Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200."
Max: "What does it do?"
Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200 :)"

by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

Marty's Man Catcher Excess

Excess from Marty's Man Catcher, usually shaped into various balloon animals. Sold in the pawn shop in Junktopia.

Max: "Marty's Man Catcher Excess"
Max: *complete silence while presentation plays*

by firefox098089 November 13, 2023