mattiske

If your last name is this.... BADASS.always bad asses .

"Hey your last names mattiske right?" "Yeah it is why?" "Your such a badass" "ok??"⁰

by Liasexy May 24, 2022

Matticus

An Absolute Pheasant.

Man, I can't believe how similar Matticus & Eeyore are.

by Digeh June 21, 2022

Mattias Lauritsen

the ultimate definition of a man. Mattias rests so much in his sexuality, that he can have sexual intercorse with a man and still be "straight".

you have to be Mattias Lauritsen

by eNgolaKonta September 19, 2022

Mattias

describes the person who is the bf of chiara

„oh my god, do u see that hot girl over there?“
„forget it, that muscular man beside her is mattias - her bf“

by babyblade September 25, 2022

Mattism

Mattism - when someone with the name of "Matt" restricts their enormous brain to grow.

(commonly by a hat or when under some sort of pressure)
*Note this can cause pain due to it pushing out hair follicles faster than normal

Bro I took off my hat and my hair was hurting because of my "Mattism"

by Vegetable124 November 17, 2022

Mattias Sand

Boring man, dry like sand.
Likes alternative bitches

Stop being so boring! You're just like Mattias Sand

by KrAppyUrbanana November 28, 2022

Mattis

A Person Who Likes Furries

Ew A Mattis.

by Enwen2 February 21, 2023