Mattish

When a guy is rude.

In other words a douchebag at times, but the most amazing guy ever the other times.

He's just really.. Mattish

by ejelw84 October 25, 2010

praying mantits

When a man has such flabby tits that he is able to press them together so they touch, much like a set of praying titties.

Man, take a look at that guy. That's a real nice set of praying mantits. I'm jealous!

by Mr. Balloonhands November 17, 2013

Matisse

A super pretty Italian girl with long blonde hair. She might seem quiet, but she has a lot to say. She sounds really, really weird when she screams. She is also very nice, and awesome at ballet.

Cora: Isaac likes Matisse!
Matisse: yay?

by onelesslonleygirl<3JB! October 30, 2011

matisse cut outs

gods greatest source of pleasure and arousal.

Yay! Yay! I love matisse cut outs! Yay!

by Mr. Kisner May 10, 2005

matis

An amazing person that is attractive, very kind , nice and funny.
If you have the opportunity to date a Matis do it.

OMG I would like to be like Matis he is so perfect!

by Jacko lantern November 24, 2020

Matisse

A blonde inbread whore, often described as dumb. Some may also describe her as a stupid straight haired idiot.

Eg-

‘Who is that blonde straight haired girl over there?’
‘Oh, that’s just Matisse, she’s a dumb stupid inbread whore’

by lilsprink April 24, 2022

Matisse

a blue whale the biggest whale in the ocean but also like a baluga whale with her huge brain tuma. CHOP THAT MEAT DENNIS

matisse how are the plankton

by Walahwooboo December 4, 2018