goofius maximus

Faux latin used in order to describe a situation where the goofiness has reached it's maximal potential within either a conversation, a show or simply by the viewing of memes. Or when you're not really mentally sober.

This word can also be used in reference to others as a type of name.

Example 1:

Michael: "Bro, what the hell was that LMAO?"
Arwen: "That your momma on the mic, bro? Why she sounding like that?"
Alex: "Come on guys, it's not that funny."
Arwen: "Bro, she be sounding like goofius maximus up in there"

Example 2:

William: "Yo, check out this meme I just found"
Henry: "Why are they walking like that?"
William: "I don't know but it's goofy as hell."
Henry: "literally goofius maximus."

by JustDacia October 27, 2022

Pubius Maximus

The longest pube on your ball fro.

That bitch pulled my Pubius Maximus when I wasn't looking. It's gonna take another 3 months to grow out.

by Miggy Style March 30, 2011

maximum velocity

The act of Grabing your legs and pulling them up so that your knee's are next your ears.Then wrapping your arms around the inside of your legs then Proceeding to shake and wiggle violently.

Brandon Did maximum velocity in his chair intill the chair collapsed.

by Brandon Tropea December 25, 2005

maximum douche capacity

1. When a person has reached their full potential of douchebaggery.

2. When a particular room or region has been filled to it's maximum amount of douche bags.

1. "Man did you see the way Kevin treated that chick? I'm pretty sure he's reached maximum douche capacity"

2. "Dude this party is full of douche bags. I'm pretty sure we've reached maximum douche capacity. One more and it's possible the room will explode"

by Pat Owen February 28, 2009

maximum milf

a super hot mom (usually over 40) with curly hair that you just wanna lose your dick in then play "george in your jungle" with.

"holy shit dylan's mom is such a maximum milf!"

"i know i just want her old arthritic hands to massage my balls all day"

by MrHat01 February 8, 2009

Cuntus Maximus

A word commonly used by the Ancient Romans to simply inform someone that they are a cunt

Roman 1: I shall defeat you when we fight in the arena!
Roman 2: oh fuck off you Cuntus Maximus

by CuntusMaximus April 1, 2016

Gluteus Maximus

booty (-muscles)

"When my ocular organs located a gluteus maximus of remarkable magnitude, my genitalia became erect."

(Meaning "When I saw a big booty I got a boner.")

by Big Bap a.k.a. Tiny Tom May 16, 2018