euphoric mastermind

A mastermind of causing complete and utter euphoria

My girlfriend Cori is a euphoric mastermind

by twisted smurfette February 11, 2015

Masterman

The master of all that is strait and cool. One who can overcome any obsticle, has to fight off the chicks, and knows how to style.

Sidekick: Baby J

Baby J: I would be nothing without the Masterman.

Masterman: The world would be nothing without me, the Masterman!

by Andrew May 1, 2004

Masterbeta

A person who spends an un-healthy amount of time playing a beta (trial) version of a game, usually with the hopes it will make them cool/interesting.

Guy 1: Hey how's the Gears of War Beta?

Guy 2: Awesome! I'm already ranked 54 in the world for deathmatches!

Guy1: Fucking Masterbeta.

Person: You hear the Phantasy Star beta got shut down?

Other Person: I know! It's terrible! I would play that shit all the time with my friends! We kicked the D-Ragon's ass all the time!

Person: You guys are fucking Masterbeta's.

by Steve&Martia May 10, 2011

masterfece

Noun

A particularly large or shapely piece of poop.

"Did you see what I dropped off earlier today? Man, I tell you what, it was a masterfece."

by Kellison Pohlman July 10, 2005

Mastermarine

An anus licking woman, who loves to receive it in the vagina while playing "Yankee-Doodle-Dandy" On a pipeflute, at the same time, giving head.

Dude, she was such a mastermarine last night.

by Jimi Hendrieeeex November 30, 2009

masteress

When a gay man is in a long-term stable relationship with a partner, yet keeps a bit on the side, the bit on the side is termed the masteress. In principle, it is the same as a straight man having a mistress.

Mike was going out with Tom, but he kept Dimi as a masteress on the side.

by becy April 29, 2006

masterfece

(n) A particularily large or shapely piece of poop.

"Did you see what I dropped off earlier today? Man, I tell you what, it was a masterfece."

by toothpastefordinner.com July 6, 2005