mashing moisties

A slang term for intercourse, although certain regional uses may reference kissing.

We were mashing moisties last night, even though she has a boyfriend.

by Zachary Gottlieb December 9, 2008

Gas-Masking

Holding in your fart around girls or a new girl you're hanging out with. Once 4 months pass by, it is acceptable to unleash the fury of your anus upon her.

Hey Matar,
Oh key Alek what's up?
I was hanging out with a new girl today, but I had the WORST farts. I was Gas-Masking the whole time.

by Mel Gibson Killers February 28, 2021

masking

To put a butt mask on a woman's face then fuck her.

Sorry I was late to work, I was too busy masking my girlfriend.

by JoeVa April 16, 2008

mashing

the act of squishing your private parts together.

i walked in on her mashing.it was gross.and stunk.

by bnt07 November 22, 2011

gorilla masking

when a man and a woman are enjoying intercourse and he is about to cum so he takes it out, turns her over and cums in her face, then quickly trims his pubes and throws them at her face making them stick creating gorilla masking.

"i did some awesome gorilla masking to my piece last night! she looked terrible!!"

by Sara5 June 17, 2008

Two rolls of masking tape

when a girl has a muff and the only way to get rid of it would be two rolls of masking tape :)

Dude1: She has a fucking muff the size of a small forest

Dude2 : Wtf the only way she could get rid of that then would be two rolls of masking tape lol.

by Bryn/maths April 23, 2010

Mashing

The act of strolling into your local supermarket and heading toward the fruit and veg section. Where you start to masturbate yourself as vigorous as possible, ending with a creamy substance left all over the potatoes, much like Planking became an internet sensation many have taken to Mashing in much the same way.

Andrew: "Look at that girl over there by the tomatoes, she's got her hands right down her knickers."
Richard: "Who? Catherine? Squatting over the Potatoes? She must have her whole fist up there man."
Andrew: "Yeah, she's Mashing hard dude."

by TheDevil'sAdvocate September 15, 2011