soggy martini

Soggy Martini is where a group of guys jack off into a martini glass, the guy with biggest load wins, the guy with smallest load looses and gets the entire glass of cum poured on his head.

We were sitting around bored & decided to jack off. After some fluffing & some handjobs & blowjobs, Jack ended up with the smallest load...so he ended up with a soggy martini...the glass of cum got poured over his head.

by Stewie696969 April 21, 2011

The Martini

Kicking back with friends and dishing up gossip. You have a really juicy piece of dirt on somebody and after a good martini or two you tell everything you know or heard whether it's true or not.

A friend confides in you that her man might be cheating on her and tells you to keep quiet about it. You're hanging out with friends and get a good martini in you. You blurt out to the whole group what is going on. Or you go home and start calling everyone you know to tell them the secret. You give them The Martini.

by passionflowers December 30, 2012

Rusty martini

While performing oral in the 69 position pour your drink (martini) down lower back and drink as it passes down the bum hole and through the vagina into your mouth

I need a drink but don't want to stop this 69 so I will pour myself a rusty martini

by Rustycasanova November 15, 2016

Bayswater Martini

The favourite drink for residents of the Melbourne Suburb of Bayswater. Locals are usually seen drinking them in the local KFC carpark.

Also commonly known as a VCR (Vodka, coke and raspberry)

De-anne: Fancy a Bayswater martini to go with that Party Bucket?
De-anne's Friend: Fucking Oath!

by magcos0123 July 26, 2018

Twitch_Martinii

fucken pc pleb sweatiest kid on earth also the biggest munk and plob magrob on earthcagreg

THAT KID IS SO SWEATY

WHAT A FUCKEN SURPRISE ITS TWITCH_MARTINII

by Pseudonym1838281188 November 12, 2018

Glasgow Martini

1. A concoction containing codeine linctus (any brand) with any other spirit or mixer.

2. A Codeine based drink, where the Codeine is abused for its recreational value.

“She was found dead in Drumchapel after a few too many Glasgow martinis“

“You take your life into your hands with a Glasgow martini”

by Indyref2ElectricBoogaloo May 20, 2022

Arkansas martini

Beer and green olives

Give me an Arkansas Martini, please.

by dB Kooper December 3, 2022