prison margarita

when a man pees in another mans ass-hole puts salt around it and drinks it

do you want a prison margarita

by lexicwolf September 25, 2010

Moroccan Margarita

Pomegranate molasses + tequila + triple sec + lime juice.

Moroccan Margarita needs pomegranate molasses, essential to making this delicious cocktail: thick-bodied essence of freshly squeezed pomegranate seeds called in Jordan 'dibbs el romman' that I generously add on everything (try it with your omelette!), and comes cheap around here, but the cocktailing result is one of the best tequila-based ones ever!

by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007

Redneck margarita

a glass of tequila

a redneck margarita, you know the one just straight tequila

by Trolololo69 April 6, 2015

Margarita

Has a good and loving side. She will not take shit and tells people straight what their problems are. If you don't like her she won t give 2 fucks so don't mess with a Margarita because she'll smack you up!

Person: Mags should I tell him I cheated on him
Margarita: Don't tell him no fucking lies just tell him your the dirty cow here

by Knobyras December 2, 2018

ballsack margarita

When a man takes sandpaper and rubs it all over his ballsack for 15 minutes. Immediately after, the ballsack is dipped into a margarita glass filled with salt and vinegar.

My nuts hurt so bad, it must have been from that ballsack margarita I had last night...

by Americanboy3 January 12, 2009

Jamaican Margarita

This is when you grab a girls tits, throw her on the floor, drop a load of cum in her mouth, and shake her head.

Yo Justin I just gave this girl a Jamaican Margarita.

by Akex209 May 8, 2008

Rancho Santa Margarita

home to the most narrow minded people in the planet (probably due to the milf community getting extreme botox injections) their kids follow them. the girls are slutty and stupid to get attention and the guys are dochebags who think they're hot shit. it's a big rich community neighbored to Coto de Caza where all the teenagers get BMW's and Mercedes before they even have their permit. Also home to Santa Margarita Catholic High School (most controlling "christian" school there is) and tesoro where all the chillers chill. It's quite a bubble.

Girl: OMG! My mommy is so mean! She only got me a BMW when I wanted a Bentley! Bitch be trippin'

Boy: I'm so ghetto. Fuck bitches, get money. (friends laugh) lets go be chillers.

^Typical of a conversation in Rancho Santa Margarita

by RSMrebel March 20, 2011