Chaos Magnet

A paranormal force that causes a person to attract chaos into his or her life.

I'm at my wit's end. Lucretia is a complete mess -- everything just seems to go wrong with her. Her life is in constant turmoil, financially and otherwise. I think she may have inherited a chaos magnet from her mother.

by RD VLVT July 11, 2011

Asshat magnet

I always attract asshats

All I seem to do is attract asshat magnets

by Geo Voom September 9, 2016

Smith magenis syndrome

Smith magenis syndrome is a disease that causes the person with the disease to turn into a human wrecking machine and it causes them to head butt things and punch holes in the walls the size of a 49 inch smart tv. These “people” with the rare disease should be avoided at all costs because if you disturb one of them then it could end with several fatalities. If you ever encounter one of these cunts then make sure to avoid eye contact otherwise they will be calling you a cunt and killing you.

Hey have you ever met someone with Smith magenis syndrome?
No but my friend did and he got called a cunt then got headbutted into next year

by coontastic 69 October 29, 2019

mommy magnet

a feminine human being that attracts many mommy’s (especially sugar mommies)

damn bitch you a mommy magnet, you got all dem rich mommies.

by mommy luvr November 8, 2021

vagina anti-magnet

Someone who is a complete woman repellent.

He couldnt get laid in a brothel , hes a major vagina anti-magnet

by thegroup June 19, 2013

pussy magnet

Pussy Magnet is British slang for something which attracts women. Often used in context of a car.

I told you I was a pussy magnet.

by jerryfletcher December 21, 2005

lobster magnet

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by Doolo August 26, 2003