Macaualay

A guy who is a bit of a dick but can care when he needs to. He tends to be quite cut off if he doesn't know you but once you get to know him he's quite mellow and sweet. And if your close to him he will take care of you. But be careful if you get into a relationship with a macaualay because he has a massive dick which he punishes his one and only love with and a macaualay is taken by the most beautiful girl in the world.. so there's 0% chance of getting with him because he's going to be forever taken.

He's definitely arsey, like macaualay.

by Djdjrdiejdjddj September 26, 2021

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Macauley edbert

A nice guy is pretty short and is a cutie

Steven: your cute @Macauley edbert
Lee: i hate u

by Wenochainosama August 28, 2022

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Nate Macauley

Nate Macauley is the sexiest man alive
Yes…… he may be a book character but I don’t care ❤️
I will waiting at the church for you Nate bby xx

Yes I do have a problem, thank you and goodnight

Person 1: wait what are you reading

Person 2: one of us is lying

Person 1: oh yeah, who is your favourite character

Person 2: Nate Macauley, that boy can do whatever he wants to me!!
Person 1: it’s time for you to go to therapy…

by Mrs. Perfectly Not Fine July 29, 2021

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Macaulay Caulking

masturbating in the bathroom while your roommates are out and are unsure of when they'll return; IE, maturbating while home alone.
Pun on the word "caulking" (pronounced "call-king"), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.

roommate: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom when I got home? You were in there for a while.
deviant: Oh just Macaulay Caulking the bathtub tiles... you didn't leave a note so I didn't know when you'd be home.
roomate: gross

by Donkeyfly August 26, 2013

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