My best friend

The baddest bitch ever

Damn ash is My best friend i love her

by Im_gay_for_the_egg May 27, 2021

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Is my eldest Sister my true friend?

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

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How to kill my guy friend

Kick him in the Penis

Me: Imma kill him...
Next second
Kicks him in the Balls
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID U ASK ALEXA HOW TO KILL MY GUY FRIEND YOU'RE CRAZY!

by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021

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My Best Friend

A nickname for your dick when jacking off at night on your pillow after sobering up from a bad break up.

You know who I'm sleeping with tonight? My best friend.

by venuswentaway May 28, 2022

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and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

by and dude i talked to kenny las October 29, 2017

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Bobby (a fake name for my bsf) is funny, annoying, wierd, great, and likes to complain! Yw bestie! She enjoys hanging out with her bf, complaining to me, eating fried pickles or chips and salsa, and listening to one direction

“My head hurts” said my best friend bobby

by Bobby’s bestie charles October 19, 2021

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