Mateo

D1 glazer.
Loves to glaze other people but especially himself.
Not hollywood at all.

Mateo is not hollywood.

by ronuck May 31, 2023

meteorfalcon

BEST STREAMER EVER.
BEST FATHER EVER

METEORFALCON IS PRETTY POG

by Totally not Tacos September 9, 2023

Facebook meteorologist

An idiot who thinks that everyone else doesn't already know that it's pouring outside. We all have at least seven of these self-proclaimed storm chasers in our Friends List.

Facebook meteorologist: OMFG SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE txt me lol(:
Commenter: Way to go, Captain Obvious. I had no fucking clue.

by Xile-Lord August 17, 2011

Golden Meteor Shower

When a female is urinating on a mans face for sexual pleasure and passes a kidney stone.

Would you like me to give you a golden meteor shower?

by Mesaferggie April 13, 2016

Armchair Meteorologist

A person who does not have any background in meteorology but still says certain things are going to happen, normally from the comfort of home with an installed radar on their PC or phone and never uses actual weather models to make predictions.

Jeff keeps saying the storm will die out before it hits us, he's really being an armchair meteorologist.

by Ragu_Gaming June 17, 2021

Gloster Meteor

Gloster's second attempt at making a fighter jet after the Gloster E.28/39 , The Gloster Meteor was the first operational fighter jet by the allies, It's first flight was in March 1943 and the last flight by the british in 1954 with 15 operators.

Look, Theres a Gloster Meteor doing a barrel roll!

by AviationNerd January 31, 2022

pull a mateo

to flip someone off with the middle finger

He will pull a mateo if he gets fired.

by themateo March 25, 2008