MLIF

My Life Is Fucked.

I hate this. No one understands. MLIF

by Pikachu Bro August 24, 2009

MISFITS

kickass horror-punk that died when reformed without Danzig. they'll never be good without him

i miss glen impact with the misfits

by tipsy August 25, 2003

misfire

What you call it when you have diarrhea and you cough or sneeze so hard that you crap your pants.

*cough cough* "Oh crap, I misfired! Better change clothes."

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 2, 2005

misfolk

the best cs player in the world, can always be used as an adjective describing leetness.

dude you just misfolked him!
if I was misfolk I would be sexy.

by Joe Davis April 28, 2005

misfire

What happens when you zone out and forget to do something or do something a different way, usually because of being high on marijuana . often due to falling into an automated pattern while doing something. ie. Driving to somewhere along the same route you drive to work everyday, but zoning out and just driving to work.

Murphy was so ripped after that chute session, that he misfired on the way home hardcore. We ended up at Dave's place.

by Xophe April 25, 2007

MLIFM

My Life Is Fucking Magical

I just found 5 bucks in my back pocket... MLIFM.

Wow, my girlfriend just fucking dumped me. MLIFM.

by asdfjkl32 July 9, 2011

MLITF

MLITF stands for My Life In The Future.

Used in reference to future hopes/dreams/wishes.

"Did you hear about Kate's European vacation?"
"Oh my gosh, yes. So jealous! MLITF!"

"I saw the most gorgeous Caribbean beach house on Pintrest yesterday. Of course I pinned it to MLITF."

by Daeyzee September 9, 2013