meat slinky

1. large, flaccid penis

2. prolapsed rectum

3. undercooked, mysterious street-vendor fare

"This cheese-steak eats like a bun full of meat slinkys."

"Oh, I guess I'll get some falafel instead."

by errataagain October 6, 2009

Meat Trumpet

A large penis
A male organ

Coach eli a.k.a Elias Melas is certified to play the meat trumpet.

Elias Melas is known as the Redwood City Meat Trumpet Legend

by Elias Dimitri Melas December 27, 2020

bedazzled meat curtains

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.

When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010

lower back meat

When you have no ass and your back seems to meet your legs with a slight chunk of meat in the middle

I have no ass but I do have lower back meat or LBM

by mb92211 March 5, 2014

yeet your meat

when you yeet your dick so hard that you orgasm instantly

Mark: yo david did u yeet your meat after school
David: yea man i did it to minecraft porn

by icenuts October 2, 2018

Skeet skeet beat my meat

Only used by true meme Lords as a way to communicate the masterbation

Skeet skeet beat my meat *whips*

by Urdadsgay February 23, 2019

Bag of meat

A “bag of meat” is a hilarious and usually narcissistic way to refer to a female one has a sex appeal for.

Charles: Did you see Ginger (female) today? She was looking good.
Carter: Yep, I’d rip that bag of meat.

by Genitalgenius February 14, 2020