Steaming Muffler

The art of spreading the vagina and farting in it(preferably after the consumption of beans). Have her hold the fart in while she gives you sloppy head and when your about to ejaculate(cum), put it in her cavity(vaginal) and an ultimate queef will always be the result.

With all the beans I ate today, tonight will be the perfect night to try the steaming muffler with Natalie.

by LongDoe September 30, 2011

Cum muffler

The wad of toilet you hold against your asshole to muffle the sound of shame as you try to expel the cum from your anus after butt sex so you're roommates can't hear.

I used a cum muffler and my mom didn't suspect a thing

by B&A&F March 17, 2017

custard muffler

Another name for a condom.

His blue veigned custard chucker was throbbing, but alas, it would be denied without him wearing the trusted custard muffler.

by Bruce Juice June 3, 2017

Snut Muffle

Snut muffle is when a girl tries to cover up a queef by placing her hands over her vagina and applying pressure

"A lot of girls like to Snut Muffle in front of other boys"

"that girl was snut muffling in front of her parents"

by MonkeyBEast1 March 4, 2018

miffled

A little offended, a little confused.

Miffed + Baffled = Miffled.

A malaprop from "Made in America," the final episode of The Sopranos. Tony offers Paulie a promotion, but Paulie doesn't accept right away. Tony is a little miffled.

"Lots of people are miffled about the final episose of the Sopranos."

by ItsNotMe July 9, 2007

muffly

adj

distorted sound, non crisp, a word that is cute

Girl on phone.......hello, hello sorry i cant hear you , you sound all muffly

by latecalls September 30, 2012

Muff Muffled

To be silenced by the muff.

Before he could say another word,I muff muffled him.

by Thinkinfyou January 9, 2009