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Minnesota Mammoth Cave

(Noun)
-A sex act typically performed by three sexual deviants whereby two morons hollow out a Kansas City strip steak and dock their wankers together while the third begins to eat the steak.
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave combined with a shrimpboat yields an Indiana Dick Lick.
-If a Minnesota Mammoth Cave is combined with 2 Kennebunkport Surprises you have an Alabama Hot Pocket, or for international purposes, a Nova Scotian Reverse Sausage Docking Port. (Illegal in 49 states, except Alabama, where it is a family tradition).
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave is the leading cause of chronic dick jasmine.
Did you see that red neck, hillbilly, and Canadian doing a Minnesota Mammoth Cave? They are definately getting dick jasmine!
by FrostedTips918 February 17, 2019
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Mammoth

A prehistoric version (dinosaur) of a Whale.

Whale:

"A person who spend incredible amount of money in gacha type games which makes him/her ultra powerful and godlike. Commonly used in many reddit mobile game /r."
But a prehistoric

Dinosaur:
"An old person living in a new world."
David Rockefeller is possibly the flushest mammoth.

Flush:
Someone who has loadsa money.
by Katharosis July 2, 2022
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mammoth detention

one detention after the other for different purposes
zimbardo : i didn’t do the homework due last night so now i have an after school detention

milgram : no way me too! but i forgot that we have a quiz today and i skipped the lesson

zimbardo : you realise you’re going to get another detention for that now, don’t you?

milgram : i hate mammoth detentions!!
by alevelpsychbeast June 18, 2022
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mighty mammoth

You can always feel the ground rumble before this louder larger than life MAMMOTH is in your presence! Irrational and unpredictable is an understatement. With the most deafening of tone it never sleeps it’s always on the prowl for its next victim too cop a lashing.
Mighty MAMMOTH IS ON ONE!!!!!! RETREAT
by Bowskill90 October 13, 2023
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Mammoth Toe

It's like Camel Toe, just on a 400 lb person.
John: Damn, did you see the mammoth toe on that huge woman in the yoga pants!?!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!
by Ditty00 December 2, 2014
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Mammoth

So when the dinosaurs dun got goofed and became birds, the mammals went in. They evolved and evolved and then. Mammoth. So, a Mammoth lived in the Ice Age where the Earth got frostbite again.It was basically this elephant with long brown hair. It was herbivorous and liked to live in herds. And thats basically it. Not much to it, but it was a pretty cool animal persay. Oh yea, sabretooths and them wolfs killed them.
by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017
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mammoth cooter

A bad bitch with a large cooter, often time may have a Camel toe.
by Mammothmomma August 30, 2020
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