Malasia

Prettiest girl, she has the biggest heart and does anything for her loved ones. When she loves she loves hard. She has a bad temper that can sometimes take over and create a bad person, she handles everything with care. She has respect from everyone because if not she'll kill you. You'll never know if Malasia loves you or hates you, so be careful.

Don't betray Malasia, yeah she's pretty but she's dangerous.

by Worlds royalist February 18, 2015

Big Mama

“BIG MAMA” (Origin; Southern United States, America): A literal English translation and term of endearment for “Grandmother”... A woman who is the Mother to your Father or Mother covering three generations; Mother to her children and her children's children or an older woman who fills this role as a nurturing person in your life.

This weekend I'm taking my children to see my mother, they love to visit with their Big Mama.

by Rena12 January 15, 2015

Marijuana mama

She aint no regular mama. You cop one of these joints and you are good for life.

"Son, you look high as shit."

"Nah, I was just out with my marijuana mama last night."

by x_naanplug_x October 23, 2020

Yo Mama Reflex

To use Yo Mama jokes without any intention to and without any thought process.

Jenny: Oh my god. There's a dog on fire outside!
Harold: Yo Mama on fire outside!
Jenny: Where?!
Kenny: Relax Jenny. That's only his Yo Mama Reflex.
Harold: That's only yo mama's Yo Mama Reflex!

by Swid January 12, 2006

Maashg

someone who has the biggest gay.

P1 : you seen that dude ?
P2 : yes he's a maashg

P1 : wtf is a maashg
P2 : idk lol

by Obamium69 April 1, 2020

Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat that the National Weather Service names all of her farts.
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!

My favorite one: Yo mama's so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got Diabetes!

That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.

by GroominGabe February 24, 2015

makassar

Principal city of Sulawesi, capital of Southern Sulawesi (Sul-Sel), Celebes. Also the antipodean point of Barbados and the name for paradise or heaven.

That trip was paradise man, the real makassar.

by graham dungworth June 7, 2003