Post Malone

To fart or pass gas in relief immediately preceding the act of urination, usually in a public setting.

Goofus: Yo dawg, I be thinkin' Arby's all of a sudden. Did you just cap off that piss sess with a ripe fart?

Gallant: Yeah brotendo, I just had to Post Malone after dropping off all that froth. Probably because of shotgunning that six pack of La Croix that was in your moms refrigerator after I spent the night at her place. You know how I do, you dig my nig?

Goofus: No...no I don't.

by Queef_Quackenbush October 19, 2016

karl malone

An asshole on the lakers.
Went to La to try and get a ring because he sucks and couldn't do it in the previous years.

Karl Malone is gay.

by Muff Daddy May 28, 2004

Kieran Maloning

To Masturbate out of boredom

I was mad bored last night so i Kieran Maloned


Love a bit of Kieran Maloning by the fire

by Big Marky S February 06, 2009

Mayday Malone

A guy who is ugly AF but still crushes pussy like Ted Danson in Cheers. Sammy “Mayday” Malone

Dan : Look at Mayday Malone over there.

Jon : yeah, she’s a dime but that dude is a dope.

by The_Streets October 07, 2017

Bec Malone

The process of defecating on ones desk. Normally within an enclosed office environment.

"Sam was fired from his job last week. He made sure he dropped a Bec Malone in his bosses office before they marched him out the door!"

by *MEGAZORD* May 03, 2016

Post Malone

The black diarrhea that you have after a night of drinking whiskey.

I drank way too much bourbon last night, my Post Malone looks like the black plague.

by AsswithaC October 19, 2017

karl malone

to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game

Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.

by Jim July 16, 2004