blow maintenance

Oral sex duties performed to keep a partner happy.

Sorry I was late for work this morning, I got involved in some blow maintenance with Jimmy.

Chris has a very high minimum daily requirement of blow maintenance.

by Creed Cur March 6, 2012

maintenance sex

Sexual intercourse initiated by the male partner of a long term live-in relationship primarily for the relief of his sexual tension and usually occuring at the same time and place every week. If foreplay is included, it is uninspired and routine in nature. If anything other than missionary position is used, you are NOT having maintenance sex!

Maintenance sex is associated with an increase in UTIs in women (due primarily to the lack of lubrication) and with other relationship problems such as extramarital affairs and divorce. Interestingly extramarital affairs and divorce are also effective cures for maintenance sex.

"So what happened to you and Mr. Right? I thought you guys were a great couple!"
"Couldn't take the maintenance sex so I had to dump him."

by deep fried macaroni February 7, 2010

high maintenance

A very stuck up person who is very demanding and extremely needy

that stupid girl is always depending on me for everything.. shes so high maintenance

by robert rishka September 18, 2005

high maintenance

Means you're a self-centered cunt (applies to males or females) who should not be tolerated.

YOU: "I have to warn you I'm high maintenance."
ME: "You mean you're a self-centered cunt?"

by fifilarue April 27, 2015

high maintenance

Someone who is fixated on Diamond Chairs and Diesel jeans.

He is really laid back, but if you saw his apartment you would call him high maintenance.

by JMannnnnnnn January 18, 2008

red rocket maintenance

the act of a male masturbation

john" why were you late to work"
rich" oh i had morning wood and had to perform some red rocket maintenance

by kid ravioli January 19, 2009

high maintenance

Most women are high maintenance. The term "high maintenance" usually refers to a very peculiar female individual that is extremely selfish and demands a constant stream of gifts and attention. Also prone to bitch and complain about your every action, thinks highly of herself, and will never issue an apology...unless she desperately wants something from you.

I will NOT call you up 57 times a day, and there´s no way IN HELL i´m buying you that ruby encrusted necklace and scepter from the 18th century. Now GO DOWN ON ME and MAKE ME CUM...BITCH!

by Hanzo May 28, 2004