Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.
by chris martin <3 February 20, 2009
Lady with Genital Warts
by sittinherebored November 24, 2021
by Birdryder February 22, 2024
Yo, bro, I was making out with someone I met at a bar, and I reached down and found out that she was a he. I was shocked to feel her lumpy punany.
by Larry from Kansas January 30, 2012
A female with cottage cheese legs that can't seem to keep them together. Always has another womans man in her mouth.
by Calmdownbitch July 14, 2017
when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.
by thechilde March 12, 2008
A sex activity where you and your partner/partners form a circle ass up, then a person in the center of the ass circle uses a lumpy cucumber to fuck a person of their choice. Then the two people swap places and the new person in the center gets to choose who to fuck with the lumpy cucumber.
Yeah i had a good weekend. Me and the boys had a lumpy switch around on saturday so i spent all sunday cleaning up.
by NotNotGeno January 11, 2021