Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.
Cures include getting a better job.
Cures include getting a better job.
Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.
by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011
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by c.riley February 20, 2015
Get the lonely pole mug.When youve of been chatting with a hot piece of ass for weeks and agree to meet up but when you get there she is a no-show so you sit down and get a hot dinner by yourself.
"Bro werent you meeting up with Tiffany today"
"Na dude she was a no-show"
"Watchu gonna do now bro"
"Get myself a Lonely Franklin"
"Na dude she was a no-show"
"Watchu gonna do now bro"
"Get myself a Lonely Franklin"
by snottybojangles September 17, 2016
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by ThePwangePotato7 ZHouse!!!! December 11, 2017
Get the LonelyMailBox mug.Loneliness is like the 5 stages of grief. That's how it feels: Denial Anger Bargaining Depression Acceptance. Only instead of getting better as you go through stages you get worse.
Stage 1: “It’s just a phase” “Someone is going to talk to me.” “Everybody goes through a rough patch.”
Imagine I were lonely for instance. I'd start looking for someone to blame in my anger. I blam my parents for switching schools; that’s the reason I never made a friend. I blame cell phones for corrupting todays values but soon
Stage 3: “If I just, spent some more time outside I would be more social” “If I just joined some group activities - took some classes, everybody would naturally be pals” “If I just go up to someone and start a conversation…” It may take a while but I'll try everything “What if I just, stand in the middle of a field and yell ‘I’m lonely somebody help me!’”
Most people go through depression now and then; imagine yourself depressed in utter sadness. Now imagine that with no shoulder to cry on; no one to help you get through your sorrow And no one to blame. However depression is not the worst stage. Because once you accept the fact that you will be lonely forever and there’s nothing you can or should do about it then there is no escaping it. In any other stage someone could pull you out of that bottomless pit of despair but, acceptance is brutal. A life here would be boring pursuits of going from point A to point B, and watching my favorite T.V. shows.
Stage 1: “It’s just a phase” “Someone is going to talk to me.” “Everybody goes through a rough patch.”
Imagine I were lonely for instance. I'd start looking for someone to blame in my anger. I blam my parents for switching schools; that’s the reason I never made a friend. I blame cell phones for corrupting todays values but soon
Stage 3: “If I just, spent some more time outside I would be more social” “If I just joined some group activities - took some classes, everybody would naturally be pals” “If I just go up to someone and start a conversation…” It may take a while but I'll try everything “What if I just, stand in the middle of a field and yell ‘I’m lonely somebody help me!’”
Most people go through depression now and then; imagine yourself depressed in utter sadness. Now imagine that with no shoulder to cry on; no one to help you get through your sorrow And no one to blame. However depression is not the worst stage. Because once you accept the fact that you will be lonely forever and there’s nothing you can or should do about it then there is no escaping it. In any other stage someone could pull you out of that bottomless pit of despair but, acceptance is brutal. A life here would be boring pursuits of going from point A to point B, and watching my favorite T.V. shows.
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