A-Logging

A term used by white knights of specific lolcows (usually Chris Chan white knights) to describe someone who criticizes that said lolcow in any way shape or form in order to cope with the fact that lolcow they're white knighting has problems and/or causes problems.

Stop A-Logging you jerk! he did nothing wrong!

by makingbgreatagain December 23, 2020

Loging

(Pronounced LŌH-GING) The act of traveling all the way to the Japanese suicide forest in an attempt to find the body of a suicide victim so one can film themselves making jokes and taking selfies with it à la Logan Paul.

Ruth: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT LOGING RIGHT NOW IN FRONT OF THE KIDS?

Rutherford: You don't understand! That's why we came to Japan so I can do what Logan Paul did and become really famous on YouTube, and everyone will think I'm cool!

by My piece of what? January 28, 2018

Swamp Logging

Swamp logging is the act of expelling all air from the mouth to create a perfect vacuum on your subject's anus. Once the lips are sealed and the vacuum is in place, one subtly extracts fecal matter directly from the jejunum with a swift inhalation.

Ryan was swamp logging Alex last night. I watched and masturbated frantically in the closet.

by Johnny Rico, Death from Above June 11, 2010

cheese-logging

to go out to a restaurant and eat mass quantities of cheese logs in a short period of time.

My girlfriend broke up with me so i went cheese-logging in hopes that one would clog my aortic valve, causing me to explode.

by N.H. April 2, 2007

logging data

Taking your log (your penis) and shoving it into some data (a girls vagina). Slang amongst computer nerds.

Ronald: "What were you doing last night"
Hamburgaler: "I was logging data"
Ronald: "Oh awsome!"

by Computer John March 10, 2012

longoing

adjective
continuing for an extended period of time; still in progress after a long duration
"longoing discussions", "longoing negotiations", "longoing pursuit"

Barcelona have given up on their longoing attempt to resign Neymar

by paulborthwick August 10, 2020

logging ‘em

When you crap your pants and you shake the log down your pant leg and fling it at someone

Soiled my pants in the Target dressing rooms, had to make a quick escape, now I’m logging ‘em

by Avery;) November 8, 2020