loofah

The incorrect usage of the shower item known correctly as a "poof."

Also see loofa

"Try using your tongue during meetings. Its like a bath and a loofah all in one."
From: www.dilbert.com

by sproggle May 3, 2004

lonfa

a really long sofa, or like a long on a sofa, a lonfa. the person laying down but on a long sofa instead.

:man im tired
yea me too
:dude, i wanna lay down
go ahead, use my lonfa

by Shinoske January 4, 2009

loofaslamed

to make drunk beyound all recognition;
to sit down with a fith o wiskey, and drink it.

I got loofaslamed last night

by kjuice October 1, 2008

Loofahdyke

When homosexual women scrub each other with sponges.

Like, oh my goodness. Katie just loofahdyked me and it was FABULOUS !

by rbreezy July 25, 2010

LMFFAPO

Laughing My Freakin' Fap Off

When you laugh so hard you accidentally experience self-induced sexual stimulation of the genitals, sometimes resulting in soiled pants.

Person A: Hey did you hear about the monkey that took a photo of itself? Wikipedia is trying to claim that the monkey owns the property rights.
Person B: LMFFAPO!
Pes on B: ... Hold on need to change my pants.

by dmaxt November 28, 2014

LOFSAC

lofsac: verb, adj., acronym.
Lying On Floor Staring At Ceiling.

Those moments you're listening to a certain type of song that causes you to completely lose yourself in the moment/in the song, & makes you want to just get on the floor, stare at the ceiling and lie there, blasting the song on some speakers.

People can have playlists full of lofsac songs & can spend days just lofsac-ing.

Alternative term (for outdoors-y people): lofsas - Lying On Floor Staring At Sky/Stars

"Duuude, that song is sooo lofsac."

"Did you get lots of work done yesterday?"
"Nah man, just lofsac-ed all day."

"I'm feeling so crap, I don't wanna do anything..."
"Come over and we can get lofsac-ing"

by QTπ94 June 1, 2014

Loafage

A cooler way to say a loaf of something,usually bread.

Fetch me a loafage of that bread

by Swiftie198913 February 17, 2021