Goshen Local Schools

Your perspective of this school depends on who you are. If you’ve attended “Goshen 😬” for your whole life, you probably love it/think it’s decent. If you moved here from another school that was bigger and better, since goshen is a small school, you probably dislike it. This school has the most drama anyone’s ever seen. There’s the trailer park trash kids, the popular kids, the ratchet kids, the kids who try to act bad but they aren’t, and the kids who everybody loves and is inclusive to everybody. For teachers, there’s the teachers who is everyone’s favorite, the teacher that hates kids and calls herself “Dr.”, and the teacher’s AID that everyone either loves, hates, or doesn’t know. This school is the definition of either a poor school or a school that uses all the money for themselves, we don’t know. The money probably goes to Spaulding when they have celebration day, since they get bouncy castles. The middle school only has the warrior walk, which is big sus, and dodgeball games. The high school is different and there’s couples making out all over the place. There’s very limited sports options to choose from, and most of the teachers hate their lives. The principal of the high school sounds like Nemo. Overall, you either love or hate goshen. You can make some good friends, but they’ll either stay with you for years or drop you for nothing 🤪.

Kid 1: “Man, I hate goshen.”
Popular Kids: bye we hate you now hope your life doesn’t turn into a living hell how dare you disrespect Goshen Local Schools my mom is the head of the PTO
Kid who doesn’t care: shut up ****

by purple penis 69 June 14, 2019

shop local

Dating someone who lives geographically close to you.

I was tired of having to take the subway into the city, then the PATH to New Jersey, just to spend time with my girl. So I decided to stop all that bullshit, we broke up, and now I only shop local.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher November 15, 2022

Affect the local trout population

This is when someone changes the local trout population in a body of water

“Hey did you hear what the governor did to the lake?”
“Yeah he likes to affect the local trout population!”

by Trout population changer July 14, 2021

local groupie

A groupie who sleeps with the local bands, no famous bands.

She's just the local groupie

by manicpanicd January 12, 2008

local

local is a word mainly used on stan twitter to describe someone who says they 'stan' a specific person after a large achievement for that person (e.g when Ariana Grande dropped 'Thank u, next' she gained a lot of so called 'stans', you would call those people locals as they only like her for her huge hit instead of for the rest of her music/personality). It shouldn't be used to describe someone basic or someone who uses specific emojis (;

'wow please say that louder for the locals at the back'
'you're such a local'

by buteralovhes May 7, 2019

ariana local

People who claim to “stan” Ariana but at the same time came in during her most recent era. They tend to pretend to know everything about her and her family and team but really just have to do research on a lot of things. They quickly try to learn all of the songs they weren’t there for but really don’t know them. They liked Jade more on Victorious and never gave Ariana the credit. These “stans” usually stan Taylor Swift, Camila Cabello, Billie Eilish and/or Selena Gomez. They often brag about knowing Ariana but in reality don’t. at the end of the day they aren’t OG fans like they claim to be.

Ex: Oh my god I love moonlight by Ariana! It’s such a hype song. or : I ship Rikiana so much, they should get back together. or: I am not an Ariana local! I’ve been here since Thank u Next!

by osnapitzari December 5, 2019

locals only

BARS

locals only is fuckin lit fam

sure, you wanna try this it's 50 nic

by i made an account for this January 14, 2019