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Mark Lengel

The Master of the Realm. Inspiration to all and Dr. Squach Enthusiast.
Mark Lengel is a sexy bald guy.
by John the Soft Sword February 9, 2023
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Elise Lenae Davis

Elise Lenae Davis is the prettiest girl on this planet. She has big beautiful brown eyes that you could stare into forever. She naturally has a dark gorgeous shade of brown and likes to express herself by dying and bleaching her hair with extraordinary colors. She has the perfect body and the prettiest color of skin. Her smile is one of a kind and you would never find another smile like hers. She has been through so much in her life but always knows how to put a smile on your face. Elise is definitely the funniest human being you'll ever stumble upon. Her humor is like no other and you will really enjoy it. I hope you have a Elise in your life because I sure do and I hope I have her forever.
by idonthaveaname24 October 24, 2023
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Legsexual

Legsexual describes someone who is sexually attracted to legs.
You see that woman over there? She's legsexual. She likes to fucc legs.
by AliyahtheShipper July 13, 2016
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Lefse

is a delicious traditional soft, Norwegian flatbread.

Basically at first they look like pancakes when prepared/baked but then you cut them up in triangles and put shit in between them like a sammich.
Conversational example:
Norwad: "Hey, would you like to have some lefse? I brought some for lunch."

American: "No, fuck off!"

Norwad: "Uff da..."
by Smooth Dog March 4, 2012
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Ford Lease

A contract between Ford and a customers posterior.
Also includes a sub-par vehicle that disappears after the term of the lease expires leaving the customer in bewilderment at the vacant hole in their bank account and the throbbing from their backside.

Also known as "The Buttfuck"
Regular use -
Ford: "You're late for your Ford Lease payments this month."
Customer: "Please use lube..."

Slang use -
Geoff: "So Ford Leased you?"
Andrey: "Yup, right in the rear wiper."
by Geoff L May 22, 2005
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lease a butt ram

To pay for anal sex.
Ex Con: I'm so lonely and horny, I think I'll go dontown and lease a butt ram.
by Lisa Buttram January 1, 2007
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Lenged

'Mate this lad got proper lenged last night'
by theflawlesswalrus April 11, 2017
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