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lensey

Shy but a real friend if you approach her correctly. Independent and loving. Short tempered. Beautiful in her own way. Unique. Very outspoken, doesn't work well with stupid. Enjoy time with her, she's random and hilarious at times of boredom and bad days
Do not cross a Lensey. Lenseys are an endangered breed. You're such a Lensey. Everyone needs a Lensey in their life.
by CherryMomma23 December 19, 2016
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foggy lenses

Where a male after having sex with and/or receiving head from a woman then unexpectedly withdraws his penis from the woman's mouth, vagina, or in some lucky cases, her asshole and busts his load onto her glasses then in a windshield wiper like motion he spreads the cum around until it fills both lenses with a white glaze; thus making the lenses of her glasses foggy.
Oh hell yeah I fucked her, I gave her some foggy lenses too.
by Robert Anthony April 22, 2008
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Lenska

(noun, contemporary UK rhyming slang) Money.
Derived from a corruption of the name of the Anglo-Polish actress Rula Lenska (which becomes 'Moolah' Lenska; thus 'Lenska' becomes conflated with 'Moolah' and becomes in itself a slang term for money).
- 'Ere, Tel - you coming dahn Spearmint Rhino on Friday night?

- Nah, Ron. Ain't got no Lenska, 'ave I?
by Just_Tom September 3, 2010
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lenski

Most beautiful person ever. She loves other and is very loud. She is sweet,funny,laughable,and smart. She doesn't let any guy destroy her. She is incredible in the bed. Doesn't let anyone in her way. Everyone loves Lenski.
Lenski is very gorgeous.
by Valley December 9, 2015
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A Randy Lenser

A commercial real estate appraiser who is a real tool.
by Appraiser's Secretary December 2, 2011
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canadian contact lenses

When there is still a little semen in a woman's eye after receiving a cumshot or getting bukkake
"Dude, these REAL canadian contact lenses suck, I feel like there's cum in my eye!"
by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015
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Lense Envy

Similar to Penis Envy, this is common around photographers who have bigger lense attachments then another photographer.
Boy1: I was taking pictures around london with my SLR when i walked past the paparazzi. Their Lenses were MASSIVE!
Boy2: Dude you most of got Lense Envy right there!
by PaulCR February 19, 2009
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