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Online Learning

Process of unprepared teachers taking the capitalistic (also lazy) route to provide general knowledge on courses through a Online Textbook, while students cope with their lack of teaching and extreme pressure due to abnormal circumstances, by regurgitation answers they found online into an online software that generates a grade that’s simply passes them through the system.
Jake - online learning is hard man

Tom - yeah dude it is, I feel like I’m in a computer system

Jake - like code?
by RandyFisher February 25, 2021
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Lifelong Learning

A flowery term for “learning until you die,” when the government would rather spend tax payers’ money upgrading its citizens’ intellectual health than paying for their poor mental or physical health.
Lifelong learning is the buzzword these days, because training institutes and universities, which are all hungry to get a decent share in the continuing education market, can reap an obscene amount of money with their sexy marketing.
by MathPlus December 16, 2017
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Learning Wall

A learning experience where the fail that takes place in an attempt to achieve an objective is at a scale large enough to prevent another attempt of the said task even though the new information in hindsight would have ensured the success of the original task.
Jason: "Did you hear that Matt went bankrupt 3 months after starting that new business?"

Vin: "Yeah, started the whole thing on credit cards and didn't make the sales he expected, that was a learning wall for him"
by BlatesFacePalm September 6, 2011
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Remote Learning

A piece of shit alternative to in-person learning and the fact that colleges won't reduce the tuition even a little bit is obscene.

It's a fucking joke and there will probably be a reckoning for universities once COVID-19 is alleviated.
College is so rewarding and engaging in-person, but remote learning fucking sucks and students are sick of getting ripped off!
by Soul_Driver March 4, 2021
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Sam Learning

A website that helps in GCSE revision used by most schools - we all love it !!!
Bob : Hey have u been revisin
Bob2 : Yes sam learning its brill
by Bob 23 June 26, 2007
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learning the way of the samurai

be quiet he is learning the way of the samurai
by jobin mcgrubles September 28, 2009
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Unique learning process

The process by which a guy learns that he loves a girl. The process involves the girl fucking lots of other dudes, anal, stds, and incessant lying.
Mark just went through a unique learning process, and realizes he loves Brittany, now he has herpes.
by jjjjjjmal September 24, 2010
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