by snapp January 20, 2004
When a woman with a fatherless child tries to get a new guy to be the new father within a few weeks of dating. He's getting 'fast-laned' into a family he didn't start.
"Mikey's only been with her a month and the kid's calling him 'Dad'. I think he's getting fast-laned!"
by Swarmpi04 November 9, 2014
On a multi-lane road (usually a highway or mainstreet), lane drifting is when a car suddenly begins 'drifting' over the lanes, usually because the driver isn't paying attention, or cannot see the lanes because they aren't painted well enough.
Usually they'll hover between two lanes, going the speed limit, and holding up traffic in both lanes.
Usually they'll hover between two lanes, going the speed limit, and holding up traffic in both lanes.
I was stuck going 65 because the guy infront of me was lane drifting between the left lane and center lane, and was apparently oblivious to the chorus of car horns being layed upon him.
by The Sub March 2, 2005
by FRUNK LIU October 18, 2021
When driving, the act of straddling two lanes. Especially useful in areas where signage or road markings are poor, and in unfamiliar urban areas where committing to a single lane could cause a wrong turn or other mistake.
"There are people behind us who want to pass."
"I'm not sure if I need to go straight or bear left, so I'm planning to do both until I figure it out."
"You're pulling an epic lane onion."
"I'm not sure if I need to go straight or bear left, so I'm planning to do both until I figure it out."
"You're pulling an epic lane onion."
by Raser March 8, 2010
The Rookie Cop who was in the wrong place at the wrong time. His boss, Derek Chauvin, murdered George Floyd right in front of him, but Mr. Lane, only on his 3rd day on the job, was unsure of what to do. He followed Mr Floyd into the ambulance and attempted CPR, to no avail.
Now he is facing aiding and abetting murder charges and may spend up to 40 years in prison. He is being wrongly accused of something he had no experience to control.
He currently is free on bail, but this might change on his March 3 trial date. I hope he wins the trial, because he truly was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Now he is facing aiding and abetting murder charges and may spend up to 40 years in prison. He is being wrongly accused of something he had no experience to control.
He currently is free on bail, but this might change on his March 3 trial date. I hope he wins the trial, because he truly was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Thomas Lane is the only innocent cop involved in George Floyd's death, the other three assholes are guilty.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 28, 2020
a not so extremely famous porn star
she's known for looking like a teen and having a certain "asset"
she's known for looking like a teen and having a certain "asset"
dude1: that sunny lane is so hot i wanna have my way with her
dude2: you kno she looks like shes 15?
dude1: that makes it even better
dude2: f*cking pervert
dude2: you kno she looks like shes 15?
dude1: that makes it even better
dude2: f*cking pervert
by megangurl March 14, 2007