Lane Kiffin

A foolish or stupid person. A person with a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term once belonged to a classification system considered offensive, but in 2009 prevalent use of the term has been granted widespread acceptance.

Al Davis is no idiot, he fired Lane Kiffin.

by bb3 February 6, 2009

Lane-change-remorse

When traveling via automobile in a hurry. The emotional expression of personal regret felt by a person after he or she changes lanes to improve one's ETA and the lane is now worse off.

I was stuck behind a senior citizen call pool vehicle so I changed lanes and now the blue haired lady passed me. I am suffering from lane-change-remorse.

by Darrin Zehnpfennig February 15, 2009

Lane Snake

Weaving in and out of lanes for personal gains through traffic, annoying other drivers.

That prick is such a lane snake!

by elgato July 18, 2018

Lane Loud

Lane Loud is a character who appeared in an episode of the Nickelodeon show “The Loud House.” Lane appeared in S1E23A “One of the Boys.” He is the male version of Luan Loud, and is the fourth oldest of the genderbent Loud children at 14 years old. He has short, light brown hair, a white shirt with a pink bow tie, yellow shorts, red suspenders, and brown shoes.

Lane Loud is a comedian!

by Hotgirl_937 October 25, 2018

lane shitting

Slang for when a motorcyclist lane splits but does so, metaphorically shitting on everyone around by leaving them in the dust.

Looking for a thrill, he barreled through dense traffic, lane shitting all the way to his destination.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 25, 2020

Lane Kiffin'ed

When someone french kisses your asshole and then they spit in your mouth when they are done.

Hey Dwight, didn't get that raise you wanted? Looks like you got "Lane Kiffin'ed!"

by masakeroe January 28, 2010

lane drifting

On a multi-lane road (usually a highway or mainstreet), lane drifting is when a car suddenly begins 'drifting' over the lanes, usually because the driver isn't paying attention, or cannot see the lanes because they aren't painted well enough.

Usually they'll hover between two lanes, going the speed limit, and holding up traffic in both lanes.

I was stuck going 65 because the guy infront of me was lane drifting between the left lane and center lane, and was apparently oblivious to the chorus of car horns being layed upon him.

by The Sub March 1, 2005