Landon

The act of a male ejaculating onto a female's stomach, and then immediately after, consuming said ejaculatory material.

I got Landon'd!

He Landon'd me.
She got Landon'd. Then immediately left the room screaming.

by ForTehJunk June 3, 2010

Landon

He’s the fuckiest fuck boy, I’ve ever seen, and doesn’t know how to treat a girl.

Wow look at landon he’s so hot
If only u seen his 4 inch

by Judgejudy December 2, 2018

Landon Spit

Really stringy spit that you can't spit out no matter how hard you try.

Dude, I can't get this Landon Spit to come off my lips!!!

by Brt241 October 9, 2011

landon

landon has bad ADHD, he talks really really fast and stands rlly close to your face when you talk to him. Landon has pretty good advice and is really funny. he has a big house and a loft. landon is one interesting person

omg landon is so cute wtf

by Landonmoutray June 11, 2019

Landon Buerge

One sexy mother fucker

Have you seen Landon Buerge, if you do you will cum!

by Bandon Luerge October 21, 2019

Landson Manpower

The one and only, Submissive and breedable.

Hey that guy is looking submissive and breedable he must be a Landson Manpower

by Do you have some spare change September 30, 2021

Landon

Landon is a smart, short, caring, and athletics red head who is full of energy and most of the time never knows what is going on. He is fun and loves to run. He will light up your day with just a smile. He thinks his population, but people hate to be rude. Landon's are crazy but the best thing ever to have in your life!

Landon lights my day with just a smile!

by RunnnerSwimmmer<3 January 27, 2023