A phrase used in Game of Thrones by Littlefinger to underline that he thinks the more chaotic the situation is the easier it is for him to climb the social ladder.
by JESSNJOS October 4, 2019

The nerd's attempt to rationalize his lacking sex life taken to the extreme.
However, it's utterly hilarious. Just don't take it seriously (please).
However, it's utterly hilarious. Just don't take it seriously (please).
Nerd 1: Why won't Michelle go out with me? I bought her an epic mount and wrote her into my fanfic.
Nerd 2: Did she tell you she just wanted to be friends?
Nerd 1: Y..Yeah.
Nerd 2: Well, according the ladder theory, you are on her friends ladder and therefore will never be getting any.
Nerd 1: *head explodes*
Nerd 2: Did she tell you she just wanted to be friends?
Nerd 1: Y..Yeah.
Nerd 2: Well, according the ladder theory, you are on her friends ladder and therefore will never be getting any.
Nerd 1: *head explodes*
by stainable September 8, 2007

Stacking two women on a bed and banging one in the pussy, then the ass, then move to the next girls pussy then ass.
by BoneDaddy's August 5, 2013

when a girl does a hand stand and a boys kneels down a eats out her vagina which she gives him a blow job. it is pretty much like 69 but so much better and much more intense (;
yo dude, so me and caroline did the crazy ladder last night and my arms kill today from holding her up.. but man was it so worth it!
by apacrsyeeeah baby January 13, 2011

An idiom that describes how one gets through a situation: either by getting external assistance (ladder) or "climbing" out of it unassisted (lemur).
by LadderOrLemur June 13, 2018

by Drivel January 7, 2014

The type of haircut (chulos) and stoner white boys will have, the sides are shaved and the top has been conditioned into a fucked up wave thats way too tall. Then there are the stripes shaved on the sides. Damn, that aint goin away.
by OG Hustle May 20, 2016
