A phrase used in Game of Thrones by Littlefinger to underline that he thinks the more chaotic the situation is the easier it is for him to climb the social ladder.
by JESSNJOS October 04, 2019
The nerd's attempt to rationalize his lacking sex life taken to the extreme.
However, it's utterly hilarious. Just don't take it seriously (please).
However, it's utterly hilarious. Just don't take it seriously (please).
Nerd 1: Why won't Michelle go out with me? I bought her an epic mount and wrote her into my fanfic.
Nerd 2: Did she tell you she just wanted to be friends?
Nerd 1: Y..Yeah.
Nerd 2: Well, according the ladder theory, you are on her friends ladder and therefore will never be getting any.
Nerd 1: *head explodes*
Nerd 2: Did she tell you she just wanted to be friends?
Nerd 1: Y..Yeah.
Nerd 2: Well, according the ladder theory, you are on her friends ladder and therefore will never be getting any.
Nerd 1: *head explodes*
by stainable August 31, 2007
Stacking two women on a bed and banging one in the pussy, then the ass, then move to the next girls pussy then ass.
by BoneDaddy's July 06, 2013
when a girl does a hand stand and a boys kneels down a eats out her vagina which she gives him a blow job. it is pretty much like 69 but so much better and much more intense (;
yo dude, so me and caroline did the crazy ladder last night and my arms kill today from holding her up.. but man was it so worth it!
by apacrsyeeeah baby January 12, 2011
by roxygirl541 August 06, 2008
Guy 1: Yo let’s check out that public ladder near that bathroom over
Guy 2: No way that’s a huge ass line
Guy 1: Dang it lets go find another one
Guy 2: No way that’s a huge ass line
Guy 1: Dang it lets go find another one
by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018
constantly doing increasingly dangerous or stupid things to achieve the feeling of excitement or thrills
Water skiing was one thing, but when Urwe decided to swim with the sharks, he just moved up a rung on the thrill ladder.
by Winged Panther March 20, 2017