lacto-ovo vegetarian

The most common vegetarian that eats eggs and dairy but not poultry, meat, or fish. They can also eat gelatin, bonemeal, and some fats but most don't.

Lacto-ovo vegetarians usually turn lacto-ovo to lose weight, prevent diseases, or for their love of animals.

by McKena February 12, 2006

Lactate

to excrete breastmilk. Lactation occurs in a postpardum woman after the birth of a child. Lactation continues until the child weans.
Breastmilk is not created in all women.
Only post-pardum women. While lactating, women do not ovulate, so lactation is also considered a method of birth control. However, it is not 100% reliable.
You cannot drink a woman's breastmilk unless she has recently had a child. And even so, she'd probably slap you if you tried. You wouldn't like it anyway.

A bunch of dumb virgins love to make their own sexual acts on UD, and a lot of them involved drinking "titty milk". However, if thse kids paid attention in school, they'd know that girls only lactate after the birth of a baby.

by lesharkattaque June 26, 2006

lactating turtle

an insult used to describe some one as either

#1 slow stupid man who would not get laid.

#2 fat man who wont get laid.

#3 man who tries to hard to get laid.

#4 fagot

or

#5 idiot who thinks hes smarter then he actually think

"hey bob"

"fuck you, you lactating turtle"

by dairon December 18, 2008

Lactoasted titty snuff

The act of snorting a line of drugs off of a pregnant woman's breast, then chasing it by sucking out a shot of breast milk.

I was so tired after work I needed a lactoasted titty snuff just to change a diaper.

by N.anno0o March 5, 2017

Lactomangulation

The act of making a mess of opening a cardboard milk carton, forcing you to use scissors to cut the innappropriate corner.

Bloke 1- "So, how was your day?"
Bloke 2- "Terrible. Plagued by lactomangulation, and my dog died."

by Mr Ned September 27, 2005

lactose nazi

lactose intolerant person

being a lactose nazi means that you are worse than hitler!

by Ed_of_Schleck November 25, 2009

crack-a-lactating

A term used when adressing a friend who might have large or enlarged nipples.

Hey Sasha, whats "Crack-a-lactating big nippler?"
To which he would only reply in a snide way.

by josepueblo July 24, 2008