law school girlfriend

Phrase common in NYC, but useful in many metropolitan areas, particularly those that boast a top-tier law school. A "law school girlfriend" is a young lady with a non-descript corporate job (i.e., she works in "sales," "PR," or "marketing") and dates a man attending a nearby top-tier law school. She has no actual redeeming qualities, save being very attractive and urban chic. She uses her looks and her pseudo-corporate job to impress the law student into dating her, with the hope that he will marry her once he graduates and begins making $200K a year.

Law Student 1: Yo, you met Dave's new girl, right? What did you think?
Law Student 2: She's pretty hot, and works downtown or something.
Law Student 1: Law school girlfriend?
Law Student 2: Totally.

by CLS-oh-four March 23, 2008

Law of Expectation

The universal truth that if you groom yourself in preparation for an expected hook-up, the hook-up will not occur immediately after. It only occurs when you haven't prepared yourself properly. Usually applicable to females.

For example, a girl shaves her legs in preparation for an expected hook-up but then the guy tells her he can't hang out that night.

She tells her roommate "Damn, I should've known I wouldn't get any tonight; its the Law of Expectation."

by cocol001 March 27, 2008

Law Of Lamont

Believing in something that's false

Eric: I'm putting 1k on McGregor Lfg
*McGregor Proceeds To Break His Ankle*
People with a functioning brain: Law Of Lamont

by wehelmtf July 15, 2021

Law of Conservation of Mass

The Law of Conservation of Mass states that sluts will always change form into another form of slut. The slut content is conserved.

Guy 1: Everyone thinks Romana is a sweet little angel.

Guy 2: But I heard she likes to get her mouth girded by multiple men and dreams of gangbangs.
Guy 1: Wasn't she a monogamous good girl in the past into 'only' anal and bondage before?
Guy 2: Law of Conservation of Mass. Nothing to see here.

by Eric Kazinsky October 11, 2015

Law & Order

noun. Television.

Turn on the Law & Order box, TV is on.

by TheWholeTruthHonest March 18, 2009

Law of Compound Nerdfighting

100 Nerdfighters as a group can do things that 100 Nerdfighters as individuals cannot do.

Using the Law of Compound Nerdfighting, 100 Nerdfighters worked together to beat up the popular kid.

by imtheonlysane1here July 25, 2009

Law of Bad News

The Law of Bad News states that "90% of the news you receive will be negative in nature". See Finagle's Law.

Jim: Damn, I just found out I'm failing out of school, and yesterday I was told that I have testicular cancer, I'm 12,000 in credit card cancer, and I was just found out my girlfriend's pregnant.

Bob: Er.... well, I'm here to let you know that I got her pregnant.

Jim: Damn you, Law of Bad News

by HermanoBluth June 12, 2010