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Laptop Snoozer

A laptop snoozer is a laptop users that will use his/her laptop so much, that they will doze off mid-use.

A term coined one Sunday night when a programmer who was testing his code dozed off in front of his Macbook Pro. At three in the morning. He woke up at seven finding himself surrounded by drool and vowels (in his code).
Me: Apparently, I am a laptop snoozer.
You: A wha?
Me: I woke up at seven surrounded by my laptop, drool and vowels.
You: Oh. Wow.
by SteveySA October 12, 2009
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laptop dancing

Lap dancing for the computer age. Where one gets lap dancing confused with laptops. Or has a vision of girls scantily clad in laptops dancing for men in darkly lit bars!
Julie: When he got his apprenticeship his first paycheque was spent on laptop dancing, beer and pizza!

Mary: Thats understandable, but why call it laptop dancing unless you mean dancers covering their bits with laptops!
by aus-philologist February 22, 2011
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Laptop effect

Same as the Iphone effect, but with a laptop.
guy 1: "Guys, save the table while I'm going to get some food."
(while waiting, one friend takes out their laptop to fill the blank, then another, then another)
(the other comes back, sits, feels awkward because of the silence)
guy 1: "Ah, that laptop effect is killing the conversation, just stop!"
by lait_au_chocolat January 27, 2010
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laptop dumping

when someone uses thier laptop as they are taking a dump, downloading a brown file, and or taking the browns to the superbowl.
It was an awkward moment when jackson asked where the laptop was while Blake was in the bathroom laptop dumping
by jake burrito July 9, 2010
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Laptop Money

Money used for the sole purpose of buying a laptop.
Son: Hey Dad, can I have a Laptop?

Dad: You got some Laptop Money?!
by TeeJay5 July 20, 2010
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laptop brawling

when there are more then one persons with laptop using wifi
many people laptop brawl at starbucks.

today i went to starbucks and was laptop brawling with hella people
by rocket man123 November 26, 2010
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Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.
I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.
by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011
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