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lightly pressed

At the point right before you are drunk, but definitely passed being buzzed.
Mitch: "You drunk yet Jack?!"
Jack: "Im feeling lightly pressed right now. Give me another beer or two."
by Yoloswag1994 May 17, 2014
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Light it up blue

A slogan used by hate group Autism Speaks to promote finding a cure for autism. As a result its better to go REDInstead.
Person 1: Let's light it up blue for Autism!
Person 2: No you asshole! Let's go REDInstead
by YeetleSkeeetles April 13, 2019
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TVA Light Bulb Destructor

A device which was invented by a 7th grader, but never made it into production.

This is a product in which a hydraulic piston affair slowly comes down onto light bulbs burning base-down in receptacles at the bottom of the machine; it's sole purpose is to destroy light bulbs while they're burning.
{From a website about phoney-bologna staged 'battles' -- usually amongst commercial & infomercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}:

"Robbins then goes on the rampage...he finds what's left of that case of poor, defenseless, helpless light bulbs, carries it to the bathroom, and viciously throws each remaining bulb into the toliet -- being certain that each one impacts the bowl above the waterline to assure bulb breakage and simultaneously rather loudly shouting, "BREAKING LIGHT BELBS!!!" as each lamp implodes against the inside of the water closet with that loud "POP" and the distinctive tinkling of broken glass. After every sixth bulb, Robbins pulls down on that chrome plated lever at the top left front corner of the cistern, causing the busted bulbs in there to whirl down the shitbowl! Once the case is empty, he carries it out to the dipsty dumpster at the back of the Receiving Home, lifts the lid, and nonchalantly tosses it in.

Johnson thinks about building "The TVA Light Bulb Destructor" (something he drew up in the 7th grade, where a hydraulic piston affair slowly comes down onto light bulbs burning base-down at the bottom of the machine), but realises two fairly significant issues with building the asinine thing right away.

1: It would cost money to build -- a fairly large amount of it too.
2: The time necessary to construct such an evil device is more than the time Johnson wants to stay in this decade.

So that idea rather quickly goes to pot. "
by Telephony August 27, 2014
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green light anxiety

That nervous feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you are stopped in a long line of cars at a red light. When the light turns green you hope to God you make it through before if turns red again.
After waiting 5 minutes at a red light, my green light anxiety set in bad when cars did not move fast enough when the light finally turned green.
by coupondad7 May 30, 2015
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Fuck-me-light

The glowing portion of an enemy in a video game (usually a boss), indicating a weak or vulnerable area.
Every boss in starfox(tm) has a fuck-me-light.
by MR.Killstick February 9, 2012
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people of light

A phrase used to call out the hypocrisy of people who alter what buzzword they deem to be acceptable to call the black community. It is primarily used to counteract racism against the white community in a lighthearted manner.
Blacko: Yo dawg, I hate wypipo. They be mockin us.
Whitey: We prefer to be called people of light, bigot
by Ray Sworenow July 22, 2018
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crystal light

A flavored powder you add to water to make it taste splendid. Comes in a variety of flavors such as peach, lemonade, grapefruit, rasberry, etc... Most importantly makes a very fine alcoholic drink.
This peach crystal light really frolics with the vodka.
by pineapple mafia May 15, 2006
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