to push the Kleenex across the desk

To pretend you care about someone’s loss by making a perfunctory or meaningless gesture. This comes from the common experience of a Human Resources manager pushing a box of tissues across the table to a employee he/she fired.

Jimmy: Damn her. She told me she doesn’t want to be her girlfriend, but we that we can still be friends.
Tyler: Wow, it was pretty fake of her to push the Kleenex across the desk.
Jimmy: Yeah, she doesn’t care. She’s blowing some other guy.

by The Dumpstress March 24, 2020

kleenex

Term for tissue used by people who insist on sounding like some cunt off friends.

I must find the Kleenex before I have a Sherman Tank

by Eric Blue December 6, 2006

kweener

When you want to call someone, preferably named Kyle, a queer but you don’t want to flat out say it because your ass would get in trouble.

“Kyle you’re a Kweener.”
“What the fuck is that.”

by @packyourbagsfam on sc November 14, 2018

kreelee

Girl with, hands down, the best personality you’ll ever meet. Most people might say it’s not all that great, but once you get to know her, you’ll absolutely love it. Kreelee has her own way of doing stuff, she’s unique. Definetly not like every other girl. Who wants to go for a girl who has thousands of girls just like her? No one would be the awnser. That’s why Kreelee is perfect, she is unique, there is no one like her. One of her. Just like one of Supreme’s motto: “Quality over quantity”. There’s only one Kreelee. There’s also her drive, she definetly has a drive to be the best, and it shows. Kreelee also has the prettiest pair of eyes you’ll ever see, a beatiful wholesome smile that will make your day, beatiful beatiful hair that goes 100% with her, and the way in which she expresses herself, all genuine, all original, all things you can only find on a Kreelee. If you ever meet a Kreelee, don’t be surprised if you find yourself catching feelings for her.

Who’s better than Kreelee? Your mom.
Kreelee please stop hitting me.
I will spray hand-sanitizer in your eye again.
Wanna watch a Mukbang video Kreelee?

by Idkjjjkn April 15, 2019

The Keene inn

The Keene Inn has a lot of escorts and drug addicts. Families who let brothers n sisters bump uglies too.

Damn I'm looking for inbred crazy night, I might as well go to The Keene Inn

by Twittedcunt July 28, 2019

peyton keener

Peyton Keener’s are super honest, cute, funny, and have huge dicks.

“Look it’s Peyton Keener!”
“Look at him he’s so hot!”
“I should ask him out!”

by Oopsksksksksksk October 10, 2019

Keener

An individual that consumes a large portion of their life dedicated to schoolwork yet still has the time and desire to party in moderate amounts.

I'm not a nerd; I'm just a keener sometimes -- love keeping up with readings, finishing assignments early and start studying for test 3 weeks before it.

by Ancah January 7, 2010