killing kittens

Very powerful young felines, under your control.

If you masturbate, a kitten kills God. The kitten is one of the killing kittens.

by Fearman November 28, 2007

Pissing kittens

The female form of crapping-a-cat. When a person who has a vagina expresses their anger in an extreme manner. For example, using wild hand gestures while screaming swear words.

Mom was pissing kittens when she got home and noticed semen all over her new granite countertops.

by Sleepover Gang Party November 19, 2021

Cute Kittens

Cute, fluffy, playful, funny, interesting, small. What else and you ask for!

You: Look at that litter of kittens!
Me: Thats not regular kittens!
You: Then what are they?
Me: They are a litter of CUTE kittens!

by Ferocious Fox May 31, 2022

Big furry fuzzy kittens

Big furry fuzzy kittens ( or big furry fuzzy kittens with claws) is a phrase said when someone is more then mad. If they say big furry fuzzy kittens with claws, then they are beyond mad and are so upset they have blacked out.

Person 1- telling story or comment making other person mad.

Person 2- you keep it up, I'm going to have Big furry fuzzy kittens with claws.

Person 1- I'm sorry to upset you, then.

by Hankscolts January 11, 2013

shooting guns at kittens

A term for having sex with a younger female.

I heard that Derek was shooting guns at kittens on Saturday!

My hot chick is a kitten. And luckily I know how to shoot one.

by fancyphoenix March 11, 2016

On Dead Kittens

If you have ever heard the phrase "On Dead Dawgs" well this is a whole new level of serious. Usually used to swear upon the name of fallen comrades whos bonds were forged in the fiery battlefields of call of duty 4.

I got you with an eigth for 45 and thats on dead kittens cuz.

On the most deadest of kittens to ever be a dead kitten you will put some respek on my name.

by AaronHernandez87 August 1, 2017

sweater kittens

When a woman runs without the use of a sports bra, it resembles two kittens hid in her shirt fighting.

Dem mothafuckin sweater kittens be brawlin son!

by Mordous January 23, 2007