burst like a kipper

Post coital state of a lady having engaged in a vigourous encounter with a gentleman of some proportion

Agnes: Awrite Senga, how did ye get oan wi' Boabie last night?

Senga: Aye, fine... Bit aff mer than ah could chew like. Ah'm burst like a kipper so ah am!

Agnes: Ya durty bint. Well played.

by 429qa May 23, 2008

Tard Keeper

A teacher or aide that is in charge of watching retarded students.

I was walking down the hall and this tard started to molest me. Finally the tard keeper realized what was going on and put a stop to it.

by Ryan Ristow September 15, 2007

crypt keeper

A state of being so unpresentable that you look like death itself. Typically characterized by no make-up, greasy hair, and feelings of extreme ugliness.

Jen: hey! wanna go shopping?

You: yeah give me an hour though. i just got out of bed and i look like a f*cking crypt keeper

by Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehe September 6, 2011

Kipper Conundrum

A phase in a girls life where she believes that she could be a lesbian.

Lindsay Lohan is currently in a Kipper Conundrum.

by Wildwood Days October 8, 2008

kipper feast

A culinary treat, involving a fishy delicacy, usually served split wide open, with the flesh upwards.

Steve lowered his head back between Lorraine's legs and resumed his kipper feast.

by Belvoir Castle January 15, 2009

Kippered

An act of sabotage, commonly as a practical joke and mischievous rather than malicious in nature. Originating from the practice of placing a kipper in a hot place such as, a car's exhaust manifold to create a bad smell.

"I bet John will be half way up the M1 before he realises he's been kippered".

by Purley Squire September 5, 2013

Kipper

Local to those from Hayes (London) and is when somebody has zero bants or self-dignity and is an embarrassment to themselves.

For fuck sake Kipper that’s awful

by BoxparkBro October 20, 2019