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Joseph

a caring, gorgeous, funny boy that is always there for his girlfriend, friends and family whenever he's needed.
also known as jolo, he doesn't really realise how truly amazing he is, he'll most of the time talk a load of stupid, but you've got to love him for it.
he is incredibly good looking, lovable, wonderful and intellectual. he has amazing eyes, a cheeky smile, and adorable rosy cheeks.
he will make you feel like the luckiest, happiest person alive, and little girls that fall in love with him will never let him go.
he gives the best hugs and kisses and rasberries on record and he often wears cool boxers, smells amazing, is very tall, is a great tennis and football player, and is smokin' hot.
he will always manage to make his girlfriend smile and feel special and loved up, and any girl lucky enough to have him is very lucky indeed.
'he's so adorable, that must be joseph'.
by babarinodee September 11, 2011
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Joseph Gerlach

Best musician in the world. Birthday: 04/01/04. Plays Guitar, Piano, Bass, Drums, Ukulele, And Harmonica.
Relationship status: Single ;)
Joseph Gerlach: (Jo-sef) (girl-lock) Meaning: to play as many instruments as possibly.
plz let me post this for my friends
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The Josephine Teo

Having sex in tight confined spaces for the sole purpose of procreation to populate a country, to preclude the need to find housing for planned marriage.

Real life Minister of state Josephine Teo was quoted in the news of Singapore telling young couples to put off getting housing as she does not see the lack of privacy and personal space as a hindrance to having sex.
As the birth rate declined, young fertile men and women were urged to do The Josephine Teo, and delay plans for acquiring housing until after their children are born.
by theminoritydude October 11, 2016
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Rosie Joseph

Daughter of the famous singer Tyler Joseph (Twenty One Pilots) and Jenna Joseph. Undoubtedly loved more than Tyler by the ‘clique’, Rosie is to be ‘protected at all costs’.
Rosie Joseph is a smol bean. Luckily she has Jenna’s eyes!
by cakiepoo April 13, 2020
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tequila Joseph

Joseph Joestar but in a tequila dress. One of best waifus
Weeb 1: Tequila Joseph is the best waifu

Weeb 2: Indeed
by SONO CHI NO SADAMEE January 1, 2021
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Joseph's Myth

Joseph's Myth = a term used by non-Mormons to refer to Mormonism (founded by Joseph Smith).
MORMON MISSIONARIES: Hi, we're from the Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints.

FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Do you believe in Joseph's Myth?

MORMON MISSONARIES: Yes, we believe in Joseph Smith.

FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Ha ha! You just admitted that Mormonism is Joseph's Myth!
by Elder Berry March 4, 2009
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Rosie Joseph

the daughter of Tyler Joseph, the singer of Twenty One Pilots, and Jenna Joseph, the nicest person on the planet. she was born on February 9th, 2020.
"Have you seen the new picture of Tyler and Rosie Joseph?"
"Yeah they are so cute!"
by Phineas and ferbb April 14, 2020
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