Jonesed

Getting drunk and expressing your feelings to a girl you are interested in. This comes in the form of a long text or multiple phone calls and usually results in rejection and regret.

I went out last night and totally jonesed Lauren bro. no shot she gets with me now.

by Lalallala March 14, 2025

Indiana Jonesed

When a person is sucking their thumb in their sleep, and you successfully replace their thumb with your dong without waking them.

My girlfriend was sleeping with her thumb in her mouth so I Indiana Jonesed her.

by Shaggytownsend February 27, 2016

barnaby jonesed

When do some detective work. I barnaby jonesed his girlfriend

I barnaby jonesed his girlfriend

by Neener09 July 29, 2017

Jonesing

Jonesing

My friend was jonesing on sugar

by Beedso November 7, 2020

Jon Jonesing

To avoid fighting someone.

Diego wants to fight Yair but Yair is Jon Jonesing him.

by MMAmonkey8 June 11, 2025

Jonesing

To roast someone for a specific characteristic or trait in a joking manner.

Examples:
“Ol’ hotdog water breath havin’ ass”
“Ol’ peanut head havin’ ass”
“Ol’ not knowing your left from your right, lost in the woods head ass”

Usage:
“Tim was jonesing on Tom so hard”

by Saint Morales December 14, 2022

jonesed up

pumped up, excited and wanting to do something. Example: On the TV series "Fast & Loud" he was about to buy an old lifted van & he asked Aaron what he thought and then he said "You're all jones up, you're gonna sleep in this thing tonight".

I'm all jonesed up to go racing.

by Jonesed Up September 25, 2013