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Johan van den hurk

A person that cant explain things well. Also a person Who you get in trouble faster with
Thet Johan van den hurk is very annoying
by anonymous December 3, 2021
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big johan

person 1 ;my dad is the most amazig dad ever!
person 2; whats his name?
person 1 ; big johan
by hermanius June 20, 2017
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JOHAN

A autistic child with mental disorder. He is mostly a disappointment to his race and family tree. He is the opposite of being athletic. Son of a teacher. There is also a disease named after him.
a)Help me I got JOHAN. Doctor: you have 20min left to live.
b) Garbage
by Lučka March 18, 2022
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Johan

From "Monster (2004)" WAS A TRANS-MAN ALL ALONG!?
Hym "JOHAN WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO WAS GIVEN UP FOR AN EXPERIMENT WHERE THE MOTHER HAD TO CHOOSE WHICH OF HER TWIN DAUGHTERS SHE HAD TO GIVE UP!? WHAT!? WHAAAT!? OH MAN! THAT IS FUCKING NUTZ! WHAT!? I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT! I THOUGH HE JUST CROSS-DRESSED TO ACHIEVE HIS GOALS! BUT HE'S A FEMALE WHO IS A TRANS-MAN NOW BUT CROSS-DRESSES AS A WOMAN SOMETIMES!? HOOOOOOLY FUCK, MAN! WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON IN THAT SHOW!? I tried to watch it but only got a few episodes in... WHAT THE FUCK!? AND NOW HE DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER OR NOT SHE GAVE HIM UP TO SAVE HIM OR HERSELF AND THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE HE EXPERIENCES FROM THAT TRAUMA IS THE IMPETUS FOR HIM TO BECOME THE SINGLE MOST EVIL CHARACTER IN THE HISTORY OF ANIME!? HOOOOOOOLY SHIT! FUCK ME, MAN... DAMN!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
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Johan

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by World Parasite November 5, 2022
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Johan Ulveson

the Swedish actor everyone knows, but nobody knows the name of.

plays the voice of Albo in the Swedish kids game "Drakens värld" (trans. Dragons world)
me: hey who played the voice of Albo in drakens värld?
guy: idk, i know his face but not his name
me: i think he played the therapist in Bonusfamiljen too..
guy: yeah, let's Google it...
me: OH! its Johan Ulveson!
by ike.aa October 1, 2018
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Johan

by going balalalalala November 3, 2022
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