johan

the most idiotic person on earth, so mad he is like a mad dog following you around.i wish i could trample him...

johan is an idiot

by coolpineapple October 8, 2020

Pullin a Johan

When u hit a stationary object while driving a car and blaming it on an elderly person.

My friend can’t drive for shit he was pullin a Johan.

by GayNigger101 August 2, 2025

Lars-Johan

Lars-Johan is a guy who is addicted to coffee and Star Wars.

Mxa: Dude, how much coffee are you going to drink?

LJ: I can't help it, I'm a Lars-Johan

by DJ Kkkkajsa November 16, 2017

Johaned

The act of getting played

Person 1: Did you ask him out
Person 2: Yeah, but he johaned me

by Philjooness April 17, 2022

Johan

Cutest, most adorable, kind hearted, sweet boy you'll ever meet

Me: Reject me so I can get over you
Johan: no.

by Mommycoogie November 20, 2021

karl-johan

Karl-Johan is a person who is a famous badmintonplayer from sweden. He is often using a femail bodylangue. He is also a very akward socialy talanted man. He is very afraid of animals and can not laugh. He is awsome.

Oh, I should put some Karl-Johan in My toast!

by //Nosen October 14, 2017

Johan

Johan Pak is a sexy motherfucker that will steal your man, but most of all he will steal your dog and then eat it for dinner the next night.

Random person "of course i love my daddy johan"
The next day:
Johan: Are you gonna cook and clean for me?
Random huzz: Yes king.
Johan: Good girrrrrrl

by pablodetaco February 22, 2025