Butt Jockey

A male homosexual. Also known as assrider or Poo Puncher.

I swear to god, that guy is such a butt jockey.

by LOLMORTEN August 28, 2006

Google Jockey

Somebody who answers a question asked by a teacher, friend, etc by typing the question into Google or another search engine and belting out the first thing they see. Can be done on the phone, in class, etc.

Mrs. Lenox: What is the exact number for Pi?

Jimmy: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097
4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067

Mrs. Lenox: Stop being a Google Jockey and answer with your knowledge, not Google's.

by Jewash December 18, 2008

Anal Craving Cock Jockey

One who Craves the insertion of dick in their, or someone else's ass, preferably on top of the cock.

Nathan is such an anal craving cock jockey!

by B_Nastyyy July 5, 2009

sausage jockey

a man who rides the cock

Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!

by john May 14, 2003

Camel Jockey

The GOAT or epitome of facial aesthetics, a camel jockey, derived from bodybuilding misc user CamelJockey, is a person with perfect, or near perfect facial aesthetics. Usually with a bald head and perfectly shaped eyebrows this is the highest compliment you can give someone on their facial looks. A camel jockey is a 10/10 by misc standards.

Look! Camel jockey! Perfect facial aesthetics 10/10 wood plow

by RepLamborg November 28, 2012

Jockey Box

Verb -- the act of car prowling -- to find unlocked cars (at night), open the doors, and see what you can get -- mostly from the glove compartment (or 'jockey box').

Rafael and Junior was out jockey boxin' on the boulevard last night. They got themselves some dope shit. Until the heat came up on 'em and did some head thrumpin'.

by I made the man May 7, 2018

giggle-jockey

Someone whose presence inexplicably makes everything funnier and tends to induce out of control giggle-fests. A giggle jockey him/her self does not necessarily have to be funny

Jackson is such a giggle-jockey… every time he’s around I wind up ROFLMAO!!!

by Laine and Jables July 26, 2008