jock

Dumbasses that call themselves "athlets". They are usually complete assholes that think the universe revolves around them.Many of the pick on the nerd, but jocks are actually a bunch of cowardly fags. They are very spoiled and usually play football or basketball.Usually, they all hangout(gay)in the lockers and brag about themselves.They date cheerleaderes to make them look strait. They have an average IQ of 25.They also think wearing white hats is "cool". The nerd usually ends up killing a jock or two,because all jocks deserve to get shot in the head or somthing simmilar to that.

" The humble nerd killed the arrogant jock."

by Nino E. December 23, 2006

Jock

Thhey have no life, they think they are tuff cuz they play football

John - omg he doesnt like me im gonna beat him up

by Fagot November 10, 2004

Jock

A gay faggot who likes to take steamy hot showers with other men.

Jock1: Oh your bush is coming in nice!
Jock2: Wunna Touch?

by 15 Inch Dick January 22, 2005

jock

Australian Jock: Plays AFL football and when not playing football can be seen walking in packs of about 10 handballing a sherrin to each other. Jocks can be identified by thier appearence alone. This can consist of a mop-top littered with bleach-blonde streaks. Stupid bright coloured polo shirts with the collars popped up. Billabong, RipCurl, Mossimo ABnFitch etc. Those faded jeans that have rips and crap sewn all over them when u buy them. Drives around in little rice burner girls car. Hangs around McDonalds talking about how Essendon flogged Carlton in a huge obnixious voice.

Jock: "Aww man did you see Carlton get their arse handed to them against Essendon last night. Man i was like "YEAHHHH EXTREME" u know"
Me: "Like i give a fuck you jock cunt"

by Your name here! dude!!!! August 15, 2006

jock

some guy that participates in a lame ass sport like football and usually gets all the ladies...

I hate those damn jocks every one of them gotz 3 ladies

by asdf November 19, 2002

Jock

An athlete either in high school or middle school who dates other “popular girls” and abuses their power to bully others in submission

J: Bro that jock Scott started dating that hot girl Angela the other day and I heard he beat up a geek kid for not giving him his lunch money. Man what an asshole he is.

by Lil dopey September 02, 2019

Jock

A dumbass who plays football all day, gets low grades, and who thinks he is a true athlete. After high school, he ends up as a cashier in Tesco, and cannot understand why he isn't playing for England in the world cup.

Other things:
-Only dates slutty girls
-Parents are rich idiots
-Eats loads but never gets fat.

Jock: Hey Mate. Wanna play some "footy" lad?
Normal person: No thanks..I'm quite busy...
Jock: I guess some people just can't play football...
Normal person: Keep your thoughts to yourself!
Jock: (In a Retarded tone) Awww! Are ywou cwying!?
Normal person: Ffs...
Jock:..............I only cry sweat........
Normal person: OH GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE YOU STUPID JOCK!

by lololvoikoakek January 04, 2010