dylan joslin

a guy who will lead you along with 10 others girls say he love you then starts dating another girl.

wow! he’s such a dylan joslin

by cashmoneywhitegirl June 22, 2020

Mr. Jobin Thomas

One word: legend.

Yo have you prayed to god yet?
Yes, I prayed to Mr. Jobin Thomas 4 hours back

by Lmao VisFart August 30, 2021

Joslin

a female with the biggest pp.

I feel very Joslin today?

by MYBIGPP June 7, 2018

joline

joline is a crackhead. i misgendered her 5 times last week

joline is a crackhead. i got away from her quick

by whore1234 May 24, 2019

Joplin

A mid-size, whitewashed town in Southwestern Missouri where there's a church on every corner. Its claim to fame is being referenced in the Route 66 Song as well as being in an SNL skit. Commonly referred to as JoMo. Full of open-minded people who want to get out of this wasteland. Full of even more close-minded people who regularly worship George W. Bush and could not point out Germany on a map if their lives depended on it.

Joplin, Missouri sucks ass.

by sidz September 9, 2008

Jolinde

Shirt-ripping maniac who tends to terrorize easy-going student parties. Mostly female. Turns up when you least expect her.

I won't buy any fancy clothes anymore until the police catches that Jolinde again.

by myclothesaremyeverything February 5, 2010

Jobwin's Law

the rule that if given enough time in any online discussion about Apple, someone will eventually make a comparison to Steve Jobs would have done differently (a variation on Goodwin's law)

"If Steve Jobs were alive, he would have never allowed that color choice on the new packaging."
OR
"Steve Jobs must be rolling in his grave over the new Apple commercials!"

"Can we please stop mentioning Steve Jobs' name everything Apple does something we don't like? Jobwin's law is really pissing me off right now."

by somethingelsefl August 2, 2012